Well, it’s finally going to happen. The original, unaltered versions of the Star Wars Original Trilogy are being released on DVD.

It’s about time, too. After all, the massive demand by online geeks everywhere (sadly, myself included) that these movies in their original versions be released must have been deafening to him while he lay in his custom-made bed stuff with hundred-dollar-bills.

C’mon did anyone REALLY think that Lucas wouldn’t see the marketing genius in releasing the original versions of these movies years ago? Does anyone really think that they’re only doing this after listening to the fans?

Yeeeaaaaahhh, I’m gonna hafta call bullshit on that one.

Out.