If you’ve listened to our last podcast you’ve heard us talk about our plan of world domination and better carbon footprints of midgets and midget fluffers. So the crazy thing is that we don’t have any pictures of midgets, fluffers or any pornography on wetwired. We’re work safe … well mostly. So now, do this - go to google and search for “Naked Midget Women”.

That’s right. Page 1 of the search at the bottom.. you find us. That’s what I call accomplishment.

A look at Februarys’ search strings:

1 80 6.84% tucker max
2 47 4.02% texas porn
3 28 2.39% naked midgets
4 16 1.37% politically correct
5 13 1.11% funny asian
6 13 1.11% funny flu
7 13 1.11% street signs
8 13 1.11% white pride
9 11 0.94% ozomatli street signs
10 10 0.85% raiderettes
11 9 0.77% coloring book land
12 8 0.68% santana cd
13 8 0.68% texas boobs
14 7 0.60% funny midgets
15 7 0.60% going away letter
16 7 0.60% ozomatli street sig-
17 7 0.60% toyota volta interior
18 6 0.51% love is fleeting
19 5 0.43% asian funny
20 5 0.43% fluffer pics

Yes midgets and fluffers, that’s what we’re all about.

Well, halfway into September, the search strings haven’t changed much, cause most of you are still looking for the same old stuff…

# Hits Search String
1 871 20.57% midgets
2 352 8.31% huge tits
3 222 5.24% huge breasts
4 189 4.46% blow up dolls
5 176 4.16% large breasts
6 144 3.40% mary cary
7 80 1.89% breasts
8 73 1.72% boob
9 66 1.56% 9/11/01
10 65 1.54% natural breasts
11 59 1.39% large tits
12 52 1.23% 9-11-01
13 52 1.23% carlie brucia
14 48 1.13% boob jobs
15 46 1.09% huge boob
16 43 1.02% natural women
17 42 0.99% britany spears
18 42 0.99% natural tits
19 34 0.80% huge women
20 34 0.80% the day after tomorrow

It’s that time again when we look at what brought you sick bastards to this site. All I have to say is “China Kitty Porn” you are one wierd wanker how the hell you even got here by that search is beyond me. Now all you fluffers out there, we salute you. Oh midget lovers too.

1 21 7.42% fluffer pics
2 9 3.18% angela devi
3 7 2.47% lamb and lynx gaede pics
4 6 2.12% gail o’toole
5 6 2.12% ken slaby
6 4 1.41% gail o’tool
7 4 1.41% lamb and lynx gaede
8 4 1.41% wetwired
9 4 1.41% wetwired.org
10 3 1.06% adult film fluffers
11 3 1.06% bridgette the midget
12 3 1.06% dell layoffs october 2005
13 3 1.06% лещен
14 2 0.71% %22caption this pic%22
15 2 0.71% all about american holidays by mayme r. krythe
16 2 0.71% austin
17 2 0.71% austin texas blog
18 2 0.71% china kitty porn
19 2 0.71% cnn terri schiavo
20 2 0.71% deadpool pics

In effort to stop spammers google will offer CAPTCHA style spam protection. Oh, and in case your wondering “minge” is..

minge

n : vulgar term for a woman’s pubic hair or genitals

Nice google. Love it, keep up the good work.