Friday News Update:

Today will be a crazy day in news.  So much turmoil in the economical market.

WaMu folded last night, and JP Morgan has aquired it after licking their lips.

Rocket Man (Human Jet) flew across the english channel today and it took less than 10 minutes.  He did it 99 years after French (I’m better than you) Louis Bleroit became the first person to cross the channel by airplane.

The 700 billion dollar bailout plan (called rescue plan now because they want to market it better) is resuming today, many state they won’t meet an agreement (which they shouldn’t bail anyone out).   Seriously I see all these execs jumping out their windows from high rises with huge billowing golden glowing paracutes and dollar bills flying from their pockets (if only I was an artist).

Bush will be making a statement this morning on the bailout, I’m not holding my breath.