Just in case you missed the previous posts. Here is the most up to date information about the DNA tests.

Results from tests on genetic material from alleged remains of one of the mythical half-ape and half-human creatures, made public at a news conference on Friday held after the claimed discovery swept the Internet, failed to prove its existence.

One of the two samples of DNA said to prove the existence of the Bigfoot came from a human and the other was 96 percent from an opossum, according to Curt Nelson, a scientist at the University of Minnesota who performed the DNA analysis.

Good stuff.  Aparently after they pulled the opossum out of their ass in a simulated feltching session, they decided to pretend they found bigfoot.