41-14, final.

Yup. Total Ownage by LSU in tonight’s Sugar Bowl.

Dear Notre Dame fans, we regret to inform you of your complete ownage by LSU tonight. Know that you are owned by one of the elite programs in the nation, and by one of the best quarterbacks to come along in a long time. Rest assured that you will be owned for a long, long time.

Out.

LSU versus Notre Dame.

January 3rd, 2007. 7:00 PM.

I want to be there. So, here’s the deal. Anyone out there with two tickets to the Sugar Bowl for sale at a reasonable price or to give away, that has enjoyed our work, drop me a line at fnliii at wetwired dot org.

Yes, I’m serious. I want to go to the game with my dad, and might be interested in making an offer on tickets.

Out.