That’s right, he’s a douchebag.

And why do I say this?

Well, take a look at this article. Read through, to about two-thirds of the way down.

Then, read the following quote:

“Some guy killed somebody and now I have to deal with it,” he said.

He’s a 23 year old contruction worker. Read the rest of the article, including his behavior in the car with his mommy.

Now, try and tell me he’s not a Grade A, High Lord Douchebag.

Out.

So, Gwyneth prefers the Brits to us, eh?

This, in and of itself, isn’t much of a surprise. This faux-intellectual, vapid twit long ago bought into her own hype and decided that she couldn’t stand dealing with us simple mouth-breather Americans. So, she moved to the UK and married the lead singer of Coldplay.

Admittedly, the fact that Gwyneth prefers the Brits doesn’t bother me much. After all, this is the same woman who thought “Apple” was the perfect name for a child, apparently forgetting that children are cruel and will use any opportunity to mock their own. Anyone with that level of bad judgement is easily ignorable, and thus easily dismissed for the dumbass that they are.

That being said… hey, Gwyneth? Yeah, go fuck yourself.

Out.