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Man, Star Wars Kid Turned Out to be a Whiny Bitch…

Wetwired Time Friday, April 7th, 2006 at 11:47 am by Finley

… At least, if I’m reading this right.

So, yeah. Turned out Star Wars Kid (and I know his real name is Ghyslain, but I don’t give a damn and he will forever be known as Star Wars Kid on this site) pussed out after the video of him acting like a spastic, fatass Darth Maul (which HE recorded and left in the camera, mind you) got found by other kids and posted online. He (or, to the point, his family’s money-hungry ambulance chasing scumbag lawyer) sued the families of the kids and is getting a $300,000+ settlement from it.

Now, there are some bright sides to this. First, the settlement is in Canadian money- so, it’s really about $150,000 in US money. Second, do you realize the potential moneymaker from doing dumb shit like this? I mean, hey- I act like an idiot from time to time. If I could somehow “accidentally” record it and “accidentally” leave it in a camera, thus leading to some “mean guy” finding said “accidental” recording, I could sue his ass off and make some serious bank here!

On second thought, no. After all, who would want to follow the example of Star Wars Kid on ANYTHING?

Out.





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