Ladies and gentlemen, I offer the following humble advice.

 Take care of your teeth, for the one thing you don’t want is to have a cavity near the back of your mouth. Mark my words, to fix it your dentist will have your mouth wider than Ginger Lynn Allen’s during a John Holmes Memorial “fillin’ and drillin,” if you know what I mean.

My friggin’ jaw is killing me. Cavities taken care of, but yeesh!

Out.