I’ve been gone for quite a while, and I’m sure many of you don’t remember me. Once upon a time I wrote for Wetwired quite a bit. However, due to some personal thing I had to deal with for a while, I have been an absent friend, and to some extent a fallen comrade.

But no more…

When I think of Wetwired, I think of the good times. I remember when we were the destination website for Naked Midget Wrestling. If you typed in Naked Midget Wrestling into a search engine; BOOM… there’s Wetwired! No, we may not have had the fancy videos and pictures of some of the other Naked Midget Wrestling websites, but nobody talked or thought about it more than we did. Was it an obsession? No, you could say it was more of a vocation; a call to greatness from a higher power.

But it didn’t end there.

There was literally no other place on the web where you could find cutting edge Haiku poetry written about the courageous men and women of the porn industry that call themselves flufers. Wetwired was the ONLY website vanguard enough to immortalize these people the way they were meant to be immortalized; with ancient Japanese poetry

You may ask yourself what it says about us when no one else on the internet wants a piece of this action? It says we fucking rock more than autistic kids, that’s what it says about us.

So I say to thee yeah Naked Midget Wrestling, and I say to thee yeah Flufer Haiku!

But why stop there? Why not be THE online resource for intellectual discourse on anal hooks and JuJu Bees? (Not together, because that would just be unpleasant. And we’re Wetwired, not Unpleasant Wired. Come one people; let’s try to be reasonable…)

Why can’t we have both mockingly sarcastic political commentary, AND be the people that are sarcastically mocked by the rest of the online community. I say we can! I say we have it in us to shock those that they say cannot be shocked. I think we can affect the disaffected. I think there is no end to how much we can weird out the unwashed masses of lumpenproletariate simply by being ourselves. We are the creepy people on the internet that backwards churches warn their members about. Be proud of that!

So tell me Wetwired, what topics would you like to see addressed on this site?

I leave you with this:

Flufers work for a

Paycheck. Nuns vow poverty.

Do nuns fluff for free?

LIVE PROUD, LIVE CREEPY!