To Whom It May Concern…

Tonight, I went and saw the 10:10 PM showing of Idiocracy at Tinseltown 20 Theater, in Austin TX. I went in full faith that I would be seeing a cinematic work.

I am hereby requesting that my money be refunded for my ticket and for the purchase fee from Fandango, for a total of $9.25. I feel that you defrauded me by making me believe that I would be seeing a comedic movie tonight, when in fact I felt that my sense of humor had been violated in a most aggregious and undue way by this cinematic turd.

Please reply soon, or I shall be forced to mock this film openly and as vicously as possible.

Out.