Ok, I’m going to start with a line and you guys write a paragraph to continue it, and then the next person does. Continuing by posting in the comment section.

He could hear the faint buzz of the blue fluorescent lights above him as he unzipped his pants.

When I die, I want to have midget pall-bearers. That way if they drop me, I won’t fall as far. And really, what’s cooler than being carried over the shoulders of 12 midgets to your final resting place?