Barak Obama is the presumptive nominee for the Democratic Party.  In other news, Hillary is 20 million dollars in debt from her run in which she tried to poison and take everyone down.  

Seriously. I’m really tired of you people. I know how you got your jobs. You kissed a lot of ass and know how to delegate people and throw the wool over upper managements eyes. I will no longer give you any help or suggestions about “what would I do if I was in your situation?” My answer is “You will need to figure that one out because you make 4 times what I make so you should be 4 times as knowledgeable on the subject.”

When my co-worker calls you ahead of time to tell you what we expect to be done before we get there, don’t say “Yeah, yeah, I’m an admin I know what needs to be done.” Then when we get there, you only prove to us that you have absolutely no idea what needs to be done, compounded by the fact that you are 145 miles away.

When I get onsite and have to call you to fix your network because all of the workstations you installed have IP conflicts, don’t tell me that you’ll have to research the issue and get back to me.

When you tell the office manager that their office is COMPLETELY secure, why not make sure that you change the CHEAP Linksys Router password to something other than admin. By the way, there is a reason Cisco bought Linksys. They wanted to get into the HOME market. CISCO is for the office, Linksys for the Home. Say it with me now.

Don’t tell me that you can remote in and then ask me what port you need to open on the router so that you can get RDP to work.

When I explain that you need to set your DNS to internal and setup WINS, don’t again tell me that you need to research it, and then come up with the idea that DNS came out of a movie made by Quentin Tarantino.

Don’t ask me what suggestions I have for resolving your network issues then turn around and patronize me by telling me that you’ve been a systems admin for the school board for quite some time then ask me if I know how to create a group for group policy in Active Directory. Oh and asking how old I am? That’s the best way for me to give you a beating for every year I’ve been doing this. Since I was BORN you dumbshit. I came out of the womb with a computer attached to the hip.

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Chaulk this one up in the Psycho Bitch category folks.

WESTMORELAND COUNTY, Pa. — Gail O’Toole was convicted of simple assault and sentenced to six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover.

On Wednesday, the civil suit went to court, where O’Toole’s ex-boyfriend claimed her “outrageous” and “inhumane” acts are worth thousands in damages.

Ken Slaby said he was in love with O’Toole five years ago.

He even admitted he was devastated when O’Toole broke it off.

So, when O’Toole invited him over to her Murrysville home to rekindle a friendship, he said he agreed.

Slaby said O’Toole even went to his house in Pittsburgh to pick him up.

But according to Slaby, the night took a turn when O’Toole got angry about Slaby’s new love.

Slaby said O’Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish.

Slaby claimed O’Toole dumped it all over his head.

When he woke up, Slaby said O’Toole threw him out.

He didn’t have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911 and Murrysville police, Slaby said.

When asked if in his 23 years as a police officer he had seen anything like this, Patrolman Joseph Malone of the Murrysville Police Department said, “No, I can’t say I have.”

At the hospital, oils did little to remove the glue. Nurses actually had to peel it off.

Slaby underwent treatment from a dermatologist several times afterward.

O’Toole’s attorney said this was part of routine sexual activity between the couple — acts that he agreed to — incidents that should have stayed in the bedroom.

But Slaby said O’Toole told him she planned the acts since the break up. According to Slaby, O’Toole came up with script and followed it to the letter because she was angry that he had moved on.

Slaby said his injuries included severe burning on parts of his body, impingement of normal bodily functions and discoloration of his hair.

The 10 men and two women on the jury can award Slaby $30,000 or more.

Their decision is expected late on Thursday.

So basically, O’Tool, messed with her boyfreinds tool.