This was originally an 800-word-plus article on intelligent design. I had given it great thought, depth and had considered my words carefully.

It is now a 185-word article on me hating this goddamned Macbook. See, as I finished typing up the article in Wordpress my Macbook’s touchpad decided it would act on its own and erase every single fucking word I had written.

EVERY. FUCKING. WORD.

When I then tried to pull up the draft I had written that had been saved, Wordpress then decided that it would save the now-deleted article as it was. That was the letter “t.”

Apple, I’m THIS FUCKING CLOSE to putting this thing up for sale and getting rid of your precious OS and system and buying a notebook that has an OS that DOESN’T give me grief. I had worked on that article for ALMOST TWO HOURS before your shitty touchpad decided to take a dump on me- again. If this kind of shit keeps happening, I’m gonna need a reason why I shouldn’t drop-kick this baby onto eBay and get my money back.

Fucking Mac OS.

Out.