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Jimmy Buffett said it best……

Wetwired Time Thursday, September 22nd, 2005 at 9:24 am by MJ

Trying to reason with Hurricane season…….by Jimmy Buffett

Squalls out on the gulf stream,
Big storms coming soon.
I passed out in my hammock,
God, I slept way past noon.
Stood up and tried to focus,
I hoped I wouldn’t have to look far.
I knew I could use a Bloody Mary,
So I stumbled next door to the bar.

[Chorus:]
And now I must confess,
I could use some rest.
I can’t run at this pace very long.
Yes, it’s quite insane,
I think it hurts my brain.
But it cleans me out and then I can go on.

There’s something about this Sunday
It’s a most peculiar gray
Strolling down the avenue
That’s known as A1A
I was feeling tired, then I got inspired.
And I knew that it wouldn’t last long
So all alone I walked back home, sat on my beach
And then I made up this song.

[Chorus]

Well, the wind is blowin’ harder now
Fifty knots of there abouts,
There’s white caps on the ocean.
And I’m watching for water spouts
It’s time to close the shutters
It’s time to go inside.
In a week I’ll be in gay Paris;
That’s a mighty long airplane ride.

[Chorus]
Yes, It cleans me out and then I can go on.

Now I must say….. I think that Jimmy Buffett would be the first to be ready for the hurricane party, I feel compassion for those leaving their homes, but the best thing to do is get drunk….so here is a recipe for my new drink…..The Hurricane Rita…..

in a 26 oz Hurricane glass, combine the following ingredients.

1oz Dark Rum
1oz Bacardi 151
1oz Top shelf Tequila
1oz Triple sec
1/2 cup orange juice
1/2 cup pineapple juice
1/2 oz Grenadine
Juice of 1/2 lime
1 teaspoon of sugar

garnish with a Lime and a Cherry.

and Get drunk!

To all: Please know that everyone in the path of this storm and victims of Katrina are in our Prayers, I am here just trying to make light of a bad situation.

MJ




White Castle Honkeys!

Wetwired Time Friday, July 29th, 2005 at 2:00 pm by MJ

Dear Elizabeth Ingram:

I would like to be the first to tell you, that you are too late….We Brothas in da Souf already decided to opens our own resturant. I would like to let you know that we dont gives a shit about yo “No Franchise” asses. WE is about to rise up against “Whitey” and open our own resturant.

We will be naming it “Black Castle” in honor of all our brothas and sistas that have been slaves to your working enviroment. Flippin your god damn “mini” patties and touching your “mini” buns. I would like to take this oppurtuninty to explain our menus… Ya see we dont like french fries, so instead as a side we will only offer Fried Okra and greens. we will not have no all beef “mini” patties, we will only offer fried Yard- Bird patties. (that be chicken to all you honkeys!) We are going to be the first to offer “Blunts, Bitches, and 40’s” every Weds night. This will be followed by many other Promotions including, Corn Row tuesdays, Free afro pick fridays. And in every kids meal we gonna give the kid a packet of kool-aid for them to bring home. I must say you is need to keep your snowflake asses up Norf, cause we dont want you Cross Burning Sheet wearing, racially opressing fools down here!

Yours Truly,

Rev. Jerome Theodore Tyrone Jenkins III
NAAHH
(National Association for the Advancement of Honky Hating)

PS. Hey Whitebread! Open up some Popeye’s up Norf, KFC is fo yo Cracka ass Crackas!




Makes you wonder sometimes……

Wetwired Time Friday, March 25th, 2005 at 8:16 am by MJ

Happy Good Friday……

I did not want to get out of bed this morning, but alas I did. Hell it is “Good” Friday. Well it would have been a “Great” Friday, if all of our Team members were here.

We have a member of our “team” that we will call “BS”, and yes we can also refer to him as “Bullshit”. This individual thinks that it is perfectly fine to call in sick on Mondays and Fridays on a regular basis. He also seems to think that it is fine to run his second business while he is here at work. And he also thinks it is fine to harass other fellow employees.

But alas, he is still working here at company “X”. Yes it boggles my mind how someone can stay in such good graces with upper management.

I just personally feel that this guy completely kills the moral in this department.

I know any where else this guy would have been shit canned a long long time ago.

oh yeah!

Jesus Loves you!




Democrats and Hollywood???

Wetwired Time Tuesday, December 7th, 2004 at 7:56 am by MJ

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. -




Cult Classic??

Wetwired Time Tuesday, November 30th, 2004 at 10:28 am by MJ



Well it seems that I have been set into a trance when I hear any song by the “Polyphonic Spree.” I know that it sounds like a hippie band from the early seventies, but they made a debut in America in 2003 but have been popular in Europe for a while now. They have that “feel good” feeling to their music, much like the Partridge Family, just good sing along type jingles. But I was hooked after I saw their performance on the VMA’s down in Miami this year, I was compelled first off since I saw Marlyn Manson, and Jessica Simpson introduce them, I thought that was a bizarre pair to introduce this band called the “Polyphonic Spree” But I said what the hell, then all of a sudden I was drawn in by their free flowing colorful robes, and catchy song “Hold Me Now” I was taken, more or less in a daze as their crazed Lead singer looked as if he had Sniffed a whole tube of modeling glue before he went on…..He looked like he ate the “Bad Acid” Anyways they seem to be over joyed in every picture I see them in, which leads me to believe that before too long there will be the Polyphonic Cult, where you wear a rode, and you are called by your biblical name Matthew, Mark, Luke or John, and they will round you up to drink the special kool aid……. They Just seem WAAAAAY too happy! But I like the song……




Workplace Moves to Metrosexual Mode

Wetwired Time Wednesday, October 27th, 2004 at 7:23 am by MJ

“Metrosexual”

That’s the buzz word, engendered by the popular TV show “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy,” for a straight urban man who has become increasingly interested in appearance, grooming, home furnishings, the arts and food.

In other words, a man who pays more attention to his “softer” or “feminine” side.

And this cultural phenomenon for men is “moving into the workplace at a rather fast rate,” according to Nancy Halpern, senior vice president of The Strickland Group, an executive coaching organization based in New York that focuses on executive development.

Halpern, who has an MBA and has been in her profession since 1996, says the reason for the trend is–you’ve guessed it–the huge numbers of employed women.

“The impact of women in the workplace has had an enormous effect on how men are expected to behave as leaders,” said the executive, who first noticed the change and the advent of metrosexuals in 2002.

“I have clients who say to me that not so long ago if a male executive made the numbers, everyone was happy. But not now.

“Now, it’s 50 percent numbers and 50 percent behavior.”

And that behavior, says Halpern, means being a metrosexual, which includes “fabulous communication skills, how they dress, their haircut and posture; if they are kinder and gentler, are consensus builders and have good emotional intelligence–traits traditionally associated with women. The kind of drive to get the result no matter what it takes no longer is acceptable if it translates into abusive behavior.”

The executive career coach was “so struck by the popular culture success of the metrosexual that I wondered how it translates to the workplace.”

As a result, she recently wrote an in-house paper for The Strickland Group that is titled “The Feminization of Men.”

It discusses the fact that what used to be called “soft skills” are now necessary for a man’s success as a leader–and the importance of being a metrosexual in order to succeed.

“A senior executive in financial services was known for being a bull in a china shop,” said Halpern. “He thought his behavior was OK because his productivity was so high, but his boss said it was unacceptable and his staff thought he was overly aggressive. Talented people who are subjected to tyrannical bosses say, `I won’t put up with this. I have a life.’”

Since retention also is important to businesses, his bosses sent him to Halpern for coaching. “He learned to modify his behavior, to be more measured in how he speaks, to ask more questions and to listen to answers,” she said.

“And he got promoted, where before they were talking about letting him go,” she said.

He had learned “it’s OK to admit you don’t know everything, to see how much more successful you can be by using so-called `softer’ skills, ones usually associated with women,” she said.

He had become a metrosexual.

And that reaction to life in the workplace strongly is influenced by the presence of women in increasing numbers, the coach believes–and also by anti-discrimination laws and employee demand for work/life balance.

If being a metrosexual–being a kind, caring and inclusive executive–is becoming so important for men, why doesn’t it also benefit the people who invented those traits, women? Why is the glass ceiling still so firmly in place? Why are so few women on the “glass elevator” that propels men to the top?

“Because women not only are a minority, but they also get conflicting advice,” said Halpern. “For 20 years, they’ve been told to be more like men–and clearly that doesn’t work.”

Though the arrival of metrosexuals in the workplace suggests that adapting female traits may pay off for men, women’s struggle to obtain equality will take much longer, she observes.

“It’s extraordinary, but progress [for employed women] is happening very slowly, bit by bit,” said Halpern.

But it’s much faster for metrosexuals.

Carol Kleinman is the career columnist for the Chicago Tribune.

Courtesy of MSN and the Chicago Tribune




Pros and Cons of Office Romance

Wetwired Time Monday, October 18th, 2004 at 9:32 am by MJ

Office romances have made Hollywood producers and paperback writers a fortune. But they could cost you your job if you’re not careful. Here are some pros and cons to consider before you decide to date one of your coworkers.

Pro: More free time. Most people spend a lot of time at the office and have little time left to look for a partner. If you date one of your coworkers, you can skip the fix-ups and speed dating events and won’t need to scan the local pubs for a possible mate. That time can be spent on each other.

Con: Fewer happy hours. Instead of heading to the “usual place” for a quick cocktail, you and your mate will likely be grabbing Chinese to go so you can catch reruns of “Law & Order” at home.

Pro: Ego Boost. You can think you’re the hottest gal or guy in the office all you want.

Con: No more bluffing. When you date someone from the office, you can dash all hopes of bragging about your big job, your corner office or primo parking space. With any luck you’ll at least choose someone who is on equal footing and recognizes your value just the way you are.

Pro: Overtime and big projects are more enjoyable. If your department lands a big project that requires long nights and weekends at the office, the two of you can order pizza in and never have to wonder what each other is really doing ’til all hours of the night.

Con: You still need to get your work done. If you’re not careful, you could catch yourself spending more time at work focusing on your relationship than on your job responsibilities. That could put you in jeopardy of losing your job or getting a poor performance review.

Pro: You have a sympathetic ear. When you share the same colleagues, complaining about your day at the office takes on more meaning when your partner actually knows who you are talking about and can relate to the situation.

Con: You sacrifice personal space. If you go to work with your partner and come home with your partner, there’s not much private time left just for you. If you are the kind of person who “wants to be alone,” you may find an office romance suffocating.

Pro: More time together. An office courtship will allow you more time to get to know your partner to assess if he or she will make a good long-term mate. Dating a coworker takes a lot of the guesswork out of the relationship as you may be sitting right beside one another to witness each and every move.

Con: More time together. If the romance doesn’t work out, there’s no escaping your ex. Each day, as you head to work you’ll need to muster the courage to face your former partner possibly flirting with the new file clerk.

—–Taken From MSN Articles and Advice




Death was putting in overtime this past weekend!!!

Wetwired Time Tuesday, October 12th, 2004 at 7:33 am by MJ

Well after a weekend like this lets just hope that Death is on Holiday in the Bahamas…. Well they say that famous people pass away in threes, and sure enough Death had a “Hat trick” this weekend! First off we had the mighty “Man of Steel!” Superman, Christopher Reeves, pass away Sunday. Then I also heard news of Max Faget dying, although I am sure most people do not know who he was or what he did, just that his name brings to mind a childish giggle from adolecent humor. But Max Faget, was a Rocket Scientist, kinda, He was the Designer of the Mercury Spacecraft, which carried the first American into space (Alan Shepard). But anyways he is pushing up daisys now, and last but certainly not least, a great player of my generation, in the great game of baseball, Ken Caminiti died Sunday also, of a heart attack. So as you can see, Death was a little busy this weekend.

Superman aka Christopher Reeves
Max Faget
Ken Caminiti




Don’t be a fool wrap your TOOL!

Wetwired Time Tuesday, June 15th, 2004 at 9:15 am by MJ

Hey all you guys, just a little tid bit of info for anyone in the Baton Rouge area. Did you know that Baton Rouge is #2 per capita in the US for ne HIV cases! So here are just a few sayings to remember:

Don’t be a fool, and wrap your tool.

Dont be silly, and cover that Willy.

No glove, no love!

and dont be sharing heroin needles!

Peace……

www.hivinbr.com




Ok Since we are on the topic of 5 best movies ever……

Wetwired Time Wednesday, April 14th, 2004 at 1:06 pm by MJ

I would have to say I am going to structure my list a little different we are going to structure them from five down to my number one.

#5 — Blues Brothers, of course it is a sure fire classic.

#4 — CaddyShack, How can you go wrong with this.

#3 — Reservoir Dogs, Great cinematic portrayal, and wonderful dialogue.

#2 — Platoon, one of the great movies that personalized our most unpopular war.

#1 — Casablanca — I know it sounds sappy, but this movie really rocks, and the ladies love it too.




Greetings from Pleasanton, TX.

Wetwired Time Friday, April 9th, 2004 at 10:19 am by MJ

Well I would like to tell everyone hello from , Pleasanton, TX. I swear we sell SW to only the smallest towns in the world, there isn’t a walmart here either. WTF???




HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Wetwired Time Tuesday, January 27th, 2004 at 1:22 pm by MJ

We all would like to wish Kitty a very Happy Birthday.





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