Ladies and Gentlemen,

In our previous Weekly Wrap-up, we referred to the Large Hardon Collider as being turned on this past week. This was an error, as the article was meant to refer to the Large Hadron Collider.

The Large Hardon Collider, located between Croisement-Des-Epées, France and Timbre de Champignon, Switzerland is still being erected at this time and has not been turned on. It is expected to be fully functional by June 9th, 2010 barring any premature issues.

Wetwired regrets the error. Thank you.

Out.

Yes, I realize this entire post is one long dick joke. And yes, I chuckled the entire time I was writing it. At least it’s a dick joke that makes you think.

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