Road Hazards
posted by pylornsThis morning when turning on to the street that my work place is on I heard a “pop”. When I pulled into the parking lot, I heard the hissing sound. Yep, a fairly fast leak. I quickly hopped back into my 4runner and drove right up the road to the Discount Tire only to find this:

In my tire. And of course no road hazard on the used 4runner I just bought plus the fact that its past 30 days since I bought the 4runner so the dealer washes its hands clean…
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June 26th, 2009 at 9:07 am
An anecdote:
Recently, I was backing out of my parking space behind my apartment. Someone was driving down the alley. Neither of us saw the other, and there was a small fender bender. Dent in his car, a scratch on mine. Oh, wait, did I say his car? I mean his ex-wife (my neighbor)’s car. She came running out of the house screaming. He called the police to file a report. Three patrol cars pull up to find me, standing confused and upset, while the other two people assault one another.
Aren’t minor car accidents just the greatest?
June 26th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Dude? Exactly when did you kick the baby into the radioactive waste and take its candy, while flipping off a box of kittens?