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We Want Your Help! (NOT your money)

posted by Beerslinger

Wetwired is going on it’s 8th year now, and it has always been a wonderful place for the people involved in Wetwired to vent, rant and frolic.

However, we have always considered Wetwired to belong to the readers, not the writers. We try to write stories and articles and posts that are designed to entertain you.

So in the middle of my last bitch session where I was saying “We write it for them, where the fuck are they? We built it, and they ain’t comming!” It occurred to me that we never asked the readers WHAT they would like to read, and what they would like Wetwired to be about.

So here it is: What do YOU want Wetwired to be?

What would you like us to write about? What topics would you like us to cover. More news, or more original content?

I mean, really we are open to suggestions. If what YOU, the reader, wants is close up pictures of our genitals painted to look like Smurfs? GREAT! We can do that!

(This would be easy to do, Finley’s junk already looks like Clumsy Smurf)

Pod casts? Sure! Just tell us what you want us to talk about.

Articles? Oh, we got the articles!

More contests and prizes? Bring it on.

How about a way for The Good Readers (as we refer to you) to request topics on a regular basis. We can do that too.

So, please, PLEASE leave a comment or email me directly at Beerslinger@wetwired.org

Really, his cock is blue and shriveled, with a lopsided crinkled cap. I’m not kidding, it’s Clumsy Smurf.

Thank you for you support.



6 Responses to “We Want Your Help! (NOT your money)”

  1. Finley Says:

    Better Clumsy Smurf than Baby smurf hanging off your front there, skitch.

  2. Beerslinger Says:

    Better to hear “Oh, it’s cute”, than “I don’t think it’s supposed to be blue. Are you sure it’s not dead? I’m gonna be sick…”

  3. Finley Says:

    Got it, shrinkydink.

  4. snowed in Says:

    For starters, I’d love it if you never put that awful image into my mind ever again…

  5. Beerslinger Says:

    Thanks Snowed In. No more talk of Finley’s Smurf penis.

    (Consider yourself lucky it’s only a mental image.)

    Anything else you would like to add?

  6. snowed in Says:

    A little late, but the topics I’ve followed most closely around Wetwired include:

    * our good friends at the RIAA

    * our good friends at the Detroit (formerly Big) 3, and our subsidization thereof

    * Sarah, though I heartily disagree with Finley’s assertion that she cost McCain the election. As I’ve said in multiple places, Sarah is the only reason I didn’t vote for Barr.

    And I am quite happy only to have a mental image, since I’m viewing this from work most of the time, and I’m not sure my boss would be happy to see anything more on my screen. I know I wouldn’t.

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