The Weekend Round-Up
posted by pylornsWhat happened over the weekend here? Really the question is, what the hell is wrong with this country right now?
1. Lehman Brothers will file for bankruptcy and layoffs.
2. American Group (Bank of America) will buyout Merrill Lynch
3. Mr. Sulu beams up his gayness. (He’s been with Brad for 21 years or so, this is nothing new).
4. Greenspan says we’re in the once a century crisis. (no shit).
5. Ike destroyed Galveston and Houston. (Will this top Katrina’s damage? I think its possible.)
6. A train crashed in California, potential text messaging blamed.
Seriously, what the hell else could go wrong?





















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September 15th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep and toss it out the window of a moving car.
September 15th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
true that would sum up a series of unfortunate events
September 16th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Actually, there’s one other possible option.
Pylorns: “I’m pregnant.”