Choices: If you have to choose between two evils
posted by pylornsYou remember those “Choose your own Adventure Books“? I used to read them periodically as a kid, but I haven’t thought about them in years until a movie or a TV show referenced them recently and jogged my memory. Those books were great, if you screwed up, sometimes you were a lot of page turns into the damn story and you were screwed, so either you had to back track or you just started back over again.
Anyway, nostalgia over, lets choose our own adventure between two choices.
You’re in a Turkish prison. You have the option of staying in a cell with several seedy looking fellows who are considerably larger than you, very smelly, and unfortunately have a significant amount of pent up sexual frustration. To you, your ass looks like a nice New York Strip…with maple syrup.
So you’ve made the choice to leave the cell for solitary confinement, but you didn’t know the catch when you agreed to it. Now you can’t go back just like those choose your own adventure books. You have to choose between:
Cutting off your hand.
Cutting off your foot.
What’s it going to be tough guy?
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July 3rd, 2008 at 8:01 am
Very creepy question, there py.
But, the answer is let them gut off your hand. You can;t run without a foot.
But according to the US state department if you are in a foreign prision, the first thing you do is offer to make the guards rich if they help you esacpe. You tell them stories of how rich you are, but that you have to get out before you can acces your money.
Once you are out, you run your little ass off.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
We were watching Family Guy. Peter was reading a ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ book. And then I googled it. LOL!
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:43 pm
The foot. Foot prosthetic devices are WAY better than hand prosthetics.
The real question is what to do with the foot after they cut it off? I would beat my captors to death with it, and then run away on the bloody stump. I would write a book about it when I got back to Texas and use the proceeds to buy myself the most technically advanced prosthetic foot ever created by mortal man.
Naked Midget Women.