So, Prince Harry used to be a bit of a shithead.

See, it’s never cool to show up at a Halloween party dressed as a Nazi. So, after doing so a few years back (thus earning the former Douche status) Harry ends up going into the Military.

Unlike his pussy older brother though, Harry ends up serving in Afghanistan.

That’s right, you heard me. Dude went off to fight for his country against the Taliban- a group that as soon as they found out he was there (Thanks, CNN) vowed to kill the guy.

Naturally, the British Army sends him home once his mission is revealed. So, once he’s on his way home what happens? He says he wants to go back and finish his tour.

Moment of coolness #2.

Then, there’s this.

Take a close look at that hat, folks.

Nice to know the dude is wearing Old Glory instead of Union Jack.

Harry, I got no quarrel against you at this point. You show up anywhere nearby, have a drink on me.

Out.

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