Archive for February, 2008

Top Search Strings to find Wetwired

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pylorns
on February 26, 2008
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A look at Februarys’ search strings:

1 80 6.84% tucker max
2 47 4.02% texas porn
3 28 2.39% naked midgets
4 16 1.37% politically correct
5 13 1.11% funny asian
6 13 1.11% funny flu
7 13 1.11% street signs
8 13 1.11% white pride
9 11 0.94% ozomatli street signs
10 10 0.85% raiderettes
11 9 0.77% coloring book land
12 8 0.68% santana cd
13 8 0.68% texas boobs
14 7 0.60% funny midgets
15 7 0.60% going away letter
16 7 0.60% ozomatli street sig-
17 7 0.60% toyota volta interior
18 6 0.51% love is fleeting
19 5 0.43% asian funny
20 5 0.43% fluffer pics

Yes midgets and fluffers, that’s what we’re all about.

Academy Awards Blog 2008.

Published
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Finley
on February 24, 2008
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You knew it was coming, folks.

It’s that time of year where I blog about the entire awards show, so let’s get started after the jump.

Continue reading ‘Academy Awards Blog 2008.’

Presidential Candidates Website Comparisons

Published
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pylorns
on February 18, 2008
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Marketing in presidential campaigns on the internet is becoming more important as the years go on. The 2008 presidential campaign is no exception. So lets talk about how the Presidential Candidates add up when it comes to the best web design. There are some consistent themes throughout all of the websites in that they all have a top banner that has their states they are campaigning in, the issues they stand on, and their online stores where you can by all of their campaign swag. The differ somewhat in color choice, additional content and layout. Albeit many of their layout themes are similar. So I’m going to quickly talk about each website and how I feel they rank as far as aesthetic quality.


First up is Barak Obama’s website. I’ll remind you that even though I’m ranking his website as the top website out of all of the candidates, I do not endorse him, nor will I vote for him. I’m one of those crazy Ron Paul supporters. Barak’s website is one of the few websites that has a dynamic lighted background with some sort of transparent images. His picture is blended in perfectly with the rest of the background in the title bar.


Next up is Ron Paul’s Site, similar in look but what makes Ron Paul’s stand out is the donation meter. it has always been a central part to the site and may be one of the reasons why he continues to keep getting donations.


Mccain has a black site but its similar to the others not much to comment on…


Blah..

If This Doesn’t Get You Completely Geeked Up, I Dunno What Will.

Published
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Finley
on February 15, 2008
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I present, the best trailer this year so far.

Fuck. Yeah.

Out.

18-1.

Published
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Finley
on February 4, 2008
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That, right there, will become the new joke about choking at the big moment and failing to live up to potential. It will be used as follows:

“Man, I thought Pylorns was going to win that proposal but then he went 18-1 in the presentation.”

This, to note, is not to diminish the New York Giants- a team who just played its best game together in one of the best Super Bowl games I’ve witnessed. That team played its hearts out, and Eli Manning was clutch in a way I’ve never seen before. So, congratulations to them for a well-deserved win.

That being said… man, that flight home for the Patriots and their fans is gonna SUUUUCK.

Out.