3 DAYS?!?
posted by FinleyImagine that you’ve just violated the terms of your parole on drunk driving charges. The judge can sentence you to up to a year in jail. The judge is lenient on you, and give you 45 days.
Now, imagine you’re Paris fucking Hilton.
Well, in that case you’re living the dream, since the LA County Jail system sees fit to let your skanky, whorish, vacuous, having-less-brainpower-or-usefulness-than-dog-shit ass out today.
My hatred for this useless mass of flesh known as Paris Hilton is pretty well-known. So, my anger at her release today was tempered merely by the fact that the judge in the case, who ordered that she not be released to an electronic surveillance program, now is having her brought back in front of him for possible return to incarceration. Dude was apparently so pissed off that his orders weren’t followed that he may bring up the sheriff in LA County on Contempt of court charges.
Maybe then, just maybe, justice isn’t completely perverted by this bitch.
Out.





















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