Engagement Edition: AKA An Important Announcement
posted by FinleySo, it looks like I should let you in on some important news.
About six months ago, my company began sending me up to The OKC for interviewing. I began volunteering to come up here more often, eventually making six more trips up before pursuing further employment and relocation to the town. Ostensibly, it was for just The Job.
What I haven’t mentioned, until now that is, is that when I first came up here I met someone.
We met at a local restuarant here in Bricktown, a place called Nonna’s. Her name is Brenda Swanford, and she’s a pharmaceutical sales rep based out of Tulsa. We initially started out with some basic flirting and fun, but over the course of my return trips here we began to see each other more frequently.
When I moved up in January, things became more serious. I held off from telling anyone, simply because as I lead a relatively private life I didn’t want the typical pestering and badgering that comes with me being involved in arelationship. When Pylorns and his Lady came up in February, I had to ensure that he didn’t find out about the relationship, for fear he would blab about it on the site.
Brenda began spending more time with me recently, and I with her. Eventualy, I realized I had found The One. With a pay increase recently, I decided that it was the right time.
So, I bought the ring. And today, I asked for her hand in marriage.
Surpisingly, she said yes.
I’ll have more details after the jump, but I wanted to share this information with you folks. I’ll let the really close ones in on all the details directly, but we are very happy.
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So yeah, I’m getting married to Brenda Swanford.
Hmm… Brenda Swanford.
Wouldn’t that make her initials… BS?
What else could possibly have the initials BS?
Ahh, that’s right. Bull shit.
April Fool’s Day, folks. You should know better than to believe anything posted today.
Out.





















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