Archive for January, 2007

Fucking Fuse Box.

So, the circuit for half of my apartment tripped today. I ave to have Maintenance come out tomorrow to replace it.

This, by the way, would be the same circuit upon which rests my internet access, my NAS storage and my home theater system. Said home theater system includes my digital cable box and DVR.

Apparently, the circuit tripped before 7 PM local time. How do I know this, you may ask?

Remember the DVR from above? It was set to record the following:

The Class
How I Met Your Mother
Heroes
Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

Oh yeah, and 24.

Fortunately, I should be able to find most of these online, and through legal and free sources.

Almost all in fact… except for 24 and Studio 60.

Fuckin’ fuses.

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State of the Union

So I didn’t get a chance to actually watch it until last night. I had it DVR’d but was just way too busy to watch it. What I wish I would have done was pulled open a bottle to take a shot every time Bush said “terror” or “evil” or “terrorists”. Yeah I would have gotten plastered quickly. Anyway, after fast forwarding through the boring stuff and laughing at the guy who wouldn’t sit down. The things that stuck out were a) he wants to send more troops. b) he wants to give worker passes to immigrants that are illegal. c) he wants to tax health insurance.

So on point (a) I’m not so certain about. Seriously, we have a lot of troops deployed. How long are we looking to keep them deployed? I think we should look at the cost feasibility of just installing cameras and sentry guns like in Team Fortress Classic so when someone walks by a 50mm sentry guns pumps them full of holes. I think that would be a great way to slow down the whole insurgency. Next we should look seriously think about Prozium. If you’ve ever watched the movie Equilibrium then you know what I’m talking about: To take away the emotion from everyone so they only can use logic. Most likely that would resolve all issues in the Middle East in a week.

Point (b) makes more sense. Lets give anyone that wants to come into the country a temporary workers visa and make them pay taxes. My beef has always been that we have leeches that come in, make money, use school systems, use welfare, use all of the social programs that we have in place for leeches, but they don’t contribute anything. You give them a legal status, you make them pay taxes and boom, suddenly we have money to resolve a lot of issues and strengthen the security so that the few illegals that still want to be under the wire are taken care of(read terminated). Oh, and motion sensor sentry guns mounted on 18′ razor fence is a plus too.

Point (c) the last and final point, I’m not certain of, how will this benefit me? (me me me) I mean sure rising healthcare is expensive for people that don’t have insurance at all. Its expensive for anyone though. My share, if I was to add on someone like a spouse, quadruples in cost. But in doing this will we start to see small businesses that have a hard enough time paying for healthcare for its employees, not offer healthcare at all? Instead electing to give its employees higher salaries and turning them to fend for themselves? And if that happens are we to being looking toward the government to universalize healthcare like Canada and Europe? To me the cons outweigh the pros - mostly the cost and the whole waiting list thing. Suddenly you have to wait to see your regular doctor. Or you’re a chick that wants to have a quick surgery to get bigger tits, you’ll have to wait 2 years. Then again, good things come to those who wait. I guess what I’m saying is that Universal Healthcase isn’t all that its cracked up to be. It just allows whomever to get free healthcare at the cost of the people who are working their tales off. Ask the people in Tennessee who are working middle class families how they feel about it. They are the hardest hit, and suffer the most from the change.

This week on… The OKC: It’s a Frickin’ Winter Wonderland.

So, it’s been six days since I moved up to the OKC.

Five days since the ice storm.

Five days of below-freezing weather.

Consequently, it’s been five days since I last saw the stuff in my trailer. That’s because right now, outside?

Imagine a 2-3 inch layer of ice on the ground, on every single friggin’ thing out there.

Ice, as far as the eyes can see.

Now imagine trying not only to walk on it, but to try and move things on it.

Thankfully, tomorrow’s supposed to be in the 40s for a high. This means I might actually be able to use the damn stuff I brought up here. Y’know, the chairs, the DVDs… the BED. On the plus side, I do have food, drink and cable with highspeed internet. So, I’ve got that going for me. Not only that, but I’m really enjoying the job.

They gave me a laptop for the job, by he way. It’s kinda odd, not having to use a desktop after 5 years of looking at an old monitor. It’s also very freeing. I can get up, and work from anywhere in the offices. FOr that matter, I can drive down t the local Starbucks and work from there, or even from home.

Admittedly, that’s kind of nice. So is the idea that within 7 months I will likely be promoted again. I, along with the two guys on my team, have been told that our job is to create the policies and procedures for our replacements as we get promoted to management.

Okay, admittedly that was freaking cool to hear.

All things considered, it’s pretty nice up here. It’ll be better once I have my stuff upstairs, but I ain’t complaining.

Not yet, anyway.

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Wetwired North: Delayed By Weather.

All I’m saying is, I fricking hate- HATE- ice storms.

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Florida?

Thats right, they did it, 41-14

GLENDALE, Ariz. (AP) — Everybody got it wrong except the Gators.

Turns out Florida was too good to be on the same field as Ohio State, and that Heisman Trophy winner Troy Smith and the Buckeyes were the ones who weren’t worthy.

Coach Urban Meyer’s once-beaten Gators dominated the undefeated Buckeyes and streaked to college football’s national championship, 41-14 on Monday night.

Florida got all but one of the 65 first-place votes in the final Associated Press poll. Ohio State dropped from No. 1 and finished second.

“Honestly, we’ve played a lot better teams than them,” Florida defensive end Jarvis Moss said. “I could name four or five teams in the SEC that could probably compete with them and play the same type of game we did against them.”

Chris Leak and Tim Tebow showed off Meyer’s twin quarterback system to perfection as the Gators became the first Division I school to hold national titles in football and basketball at the same time.

Now, only one question remains: What about 13-0 Boise State, the last undefeated team left standing after stunning Oklahoma on the very same field in the Fiesta Bowl on New Year’s Day? The No. 5 Broncos got the other first-place vote in the AP poll.

Florida’s amazingly easy victory left the Gators with a 13-1 record and the Buckeyes at 12-1. That, and with Wisconsin and Louisville also having lost just once, will almost surely renew calls for a playoff system.

“I love Boise State. We don’t want to go play them. We’re done, we’re done, we’re finished,” Meyer said.

“There are probably five, six, seven great football teams in this country and there is one way to figure out who the better team is and that’s to go play the game,” he said.

Ohio State started out like the one-touchdown favorite it was, but only for an instant.

Ted Ginn Jr. returned the opening kickoff 93 yards for a touchdown, but then it quickly fell apart for the Buckeyes. Ginn hurt his foot in the touchdown celebration and hobbled off after Ohio State’s first offensive play.

By the time he returned for the second half on crutches, Florida led 34-14.

“We scored on the first play of the game and from that point on really couldn’t keep the pressure where we needed it to be,” Buckeyes coach Jim Tressel said.

“Ohio State didn’t get it done,” he said.

Meyer had a word for the critics who demeaned the Gators.

“I’d like to thank all those people. Our pregame speech was easy,” he said.

Leak, maligned for never winning the big one, completed 25 of 36 passes for 213 yards and a touchdown. The Rambo-like Tebow threw for one TD and powered into the end zone for another.

“My legacy was to get the University of Florida back here,” Leak said.

Smith, meanwhile, joined a long list of Heisman Trophy quarterbacks — Jason White, Eric Crouch and Gino Torretta, among them — to fall apart in bowl games. He was just 4-of-14 for 35 yards with one interception, sacked him five times and held him to minus-29 yards on 10 runs.

“Not everything in life is going to go the exact way you want it,” Smith said. “I don’t have any regrets, though. I really don’t. We came out and fought. We came up short.

“Sometimes you have great games and sometimes you don’t.”

Defensive ends Derrick Harvey and Moss made it a miserable night for Smith. Linebacker Earl Everett got into the act, too, running down Smith on one play despite missing his helmet.

“Nobody never gave us a chance at all,” Florida receiver Dallas Baker said. “We came here with a chip on our shoulder and something to prove. Nobody gave us a chance, but finally we can throw up the No. 1.”

It was the second national title for Florida, adding to the one Heisman winner Danny Wuerffel brought home in 1996 under coach Steve Spurrier with a 52-20 romp over Florida State in the Sugar Bowl.

This time, the man in charge was the 42-year-old Meyer, once a .200 hitter in the low minors in Atlanta’s baseball farm system. Since then, he’s made a rocket rise in the coaching ranks, topped off by a title in his second year at Florida.

The trophy will make a perfect bookend for the one the basketball Gators won by beating UCLA for the national championship in Indianapolis last spring.

“How do I compare them? Both have confetti landing on my head,” athletic director Jeremy Foley said. “I couldn’t believe it in April, I can’t believe it now. I can’t believe I can talk about it without jinxing us. Obviously, things had to break our way to even get here.”

Tressel’s team, meanwhile, looked as if it belonged at the Holiday Bowl, because it took this night off. Given 51 days to prepare, the Buckeyes were confused from the get-go once Florida got the ball.

In the first football matchup between these schools — they’ve both played the sport for 100-plus years — the Gators emphatically stopped Ohio State’s 19-game winning streak.

The Buckeyes beat a pair of No. 2 teams, defending champion Texas and Michigan, earlier in the season, but they were no match for Florida’s speed, strategy and style.

Ohio State hoped to win its fifth national title, having taken it behind Maurice Clarett in 2002.

But these Buckeyes looked completely flummoxed by Florida’s frenetic offense at the outset. Trying to match up with the Gators’ shifting formations, they often jumped around at the line and still were out of position.

Leak gladly took advantage of the confusion, picking wide-open receivers at will and hitting his first nine passes. Criticized most of his career for a lack of fire, the guy with the soft, green eyes seemed real comfortable.

By the end, the numbers were numbing. Florida outgained the Buckeyes 370 yards to 82, led in first downs 21-8 and time of possession 40:48 to 19:12.

“They earned the national championship, no doubt about it,” Tressel said.

Meyer’s gadgets made it easy pickings for the Gators. They came out in a five-wide set after Ginn’s kickoff return, and Leak hit Baker with a tying, 14-yard touchdown pass.

The next time they touched the ball, the Gators let Leak, Tebow and scatback Percy Harvin all take direct snaps from center. Harvin later tucked it under his right arm — the one with a lion tattoo — and powered for a 4-yard TD.

A flanker reverse by Andre Caldwell helped Florida move to a third-and-goal at the 2 as the first quarter ended. When the second period began, Meyer immediately reached into his bag of tricks.

Florida put three running backs directly behind Leak — a power-I-plus — and gave the ball to the last one. DeShawn Wynn scored on the first play of the quarter, plunging into the end zone right in front of the Gators’ band, for a stunning 21-7 lead.

Ohio State returned to its roots and ran the ball. Antonio Pittman’s 18-yard burst made it 21-14 with 13:32 left before halftime.

Undaunted, the Gators came back with something totally out of character, even for them — field goals.

Chris Hetland was only 4-for-13 on kicks this season, and his longest was 33 yards. But Meyer said he would trust him in this game, and Hetland made good, from 42 and 40 yards on the next two possessions.

Hetland’s second kick came after Tressel showed a little early desperation, gambling on fourth-and-1 at his own 29 and saw Chris Wells stuffed.

The Buckeyes got the ball on their 20 with less than two minutes left before halftime and were determined to see a score before the break. They did — by Florida.

Moss sacked Smith and forced him to fumble, and the Gators took over at 5. Tebow ran twice up the middle, then faked a quarterback draw, rolled to the left and tossed a 1-yard TD pass to Caldwell.

At 34-14, fans on both sides were stunned as the teams ran to the locker rooms.

“I think we took advantage of the time we had off, getting guys healthy and being able to game-plan things to perfection,” Leak said.

Back In Austin. And, An Important Announcement.

I’ve been debating if this was a big a deal for the site as it is for me, but I figured that since some of you have developed a sort of interest in the behind-the-scenes work on the site, I should go ahead and reveal this news.

About a week before my departure to Baton Rouge, I was given a formal offer within my company to a promotion with a rather sizeable pay increase. The offer had come after three months of travelling for my department to help hire for and create a new department in Oklahoma City. The offer was for a mentoring role that would transition into a formal management role.

The catch, such as it was, would be leaving Austin to move to Oklahoma City.

In and of itself, this is not something to be taken lightly for me. I have lived here for over 5 years now, and have developed close friendships with several individuals. At the same time, I’ve developed a close friendship with Pylorns that I will carry with me no matter where I am. He’s helped me as often as I’ve had the opportunity to return the favor, and his advice to weigh this decision carefully was taken to heart.

Two days before my trip, I accepted the promotion offer.

What this means for me is rather simple. Within nine days from now, I will have moved away from Austin for the foreseeable future. I will take up full residence in Oklahoma City, to work for my company in a managerial role.

What does this mean for the site? Not much, actually. I’ll still be around and I’ll still be posting, but I’ll be doing so from the newly-appointed Wetwired North. I’ll still be in constant communication with Pylorns, who joins Beerslinger in a very short list of long-distance friends I would drop anything for if they needed me to travel for something important.

Sir, you have been a source of strength and stability for me here in Austin. I shall remember that, and will owe you greatly for this.

One other thing. This move is considered permanent by my company, but permanence is only for as long as they need you in one place. I shall make this promise to my friends in Austin, who have seen me through the greatest five years of my life:

I shall return.

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Notre Dame? PWNED!!!

41-14, final.

Yup. Total Ownage by LSU in tonight’s Sugar Bowl.

Dear Notre Dame fans, we regret to inform you of your complete ownage by LSU tonight. Know that you are owned by one of the elite programs in the nation, and by one of the best quarterbacks to come along in a long time. Rest assured that you will be owned for a long, long time.

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Fuck Nick Saban. Fuck Him Up His Stupid Asses.

That assbag took the ‘Bama job. Fuck him.

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