Hey, have you heard the one about the formerly coked-out hooker-addicted banished-to-tv actor with the conspiracy theory about 9/11?

Well, it goes like this. Charlie Sheen is doing this radio show, see? And during the show, he explains how he thinks the entire sequence of events of 9/11 were faked on a grand, high-government-conspiratorial scale.

As Homer Simpson once said, “Actors- is there anything they don’t know?”

Now, are you ready for the punchline? He think we take him seriously!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

That’s right, folks. Charlie Sheen has become an expert on terrorist tactics. I’m guessing he was studying all of this while either doing blow off Heidi Fleiss’ ass or giving the high hard one to Ginger Lynn Allen.

Yo, Charlie! Heads up. You keep on working on your sitcom (which, admittedly, is quite funny) and leave the wacko theories to the characters in your crappy movies, alright? Alright.

Out.

Tags: actors, Charlie_Sheen, Conspiracy_Theory, Idiots
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