Recently I made two purchases, and I would like to tell you about how they turned out.

The first is a projection alarm clock that syncs with the atomic clock in Colorado. The nice part is that it projects the exact time in big friendly red numbers above my bed all night long. No more straining for the time by having to go through all the trouble of rolling over on your side, no simply open your eyes and you are instantly rewarded by the blink, blink, blinkedy blink of wonderful time.

My recommendation, buy it. For $21.95 at radio shack it was a steal.

The second purchase was a wonderfully comfortable pair of designer dress pants for work. They are fully lined and slide over my legs like silk when I walk.

The only problem came when I tried to take a leak the first time. The zipper is so short that I wasn’t able to extract the necessary equipment to do what I needed. Oh, sure I could get the tip out, but that was hard to aim and just made a mess. No, I must say it never occurred to me to pre qualify a pair of pants based on the circumference of my penis, but as many of life’s little problems go, it’s the things you never think about that tend to come up and bite you on the ass.

My recommendation: $75.99 for Bergamo New York pants, don’t buy unless you have a nanocock.

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