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And she wonders why I’m single….

posted by pylorns

I got a message from this very attractive somewhat older woman yesturday:

oh my how come your not taken?

your so handsome…i would love to have a blast with you…go sightseeing…and take pics with ya..

XXXXXXXX

Update, for those of you playing the home game these are excerpts, not one continuous converstation:

I talk to her through yahoo and ask her what she does:
pylorns : what do you do when you have a job
pylorns : …
Her: receptionist
her : sorry was n kitchen
pylorns : so like a professional receptionist…
her : yeah
her : but its boring
pylorns : have a degree?
her : no
her : got a degree thingy in subsitute teaching
pylorns : plan on going back?
her : to where?
pylorns : college
her : no

Much later on:
pylorns: just want to marry a rich guy and live comfortably eh
her : lol
her : lol
her : lol
her : y do u say that
pylorns : am i wrong?

Much much later:
pylorns : do you take any anti-depressents?
her : yes
pylorns : which
her : prozac

… need I say more?

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