Dear Elizabeth Ingram:

I would like to be the first to tell you, that you are too late….We Brothas in da Souf already decided to opens our own resturant. I would like to let you know that we dont gives a shit about yo “No Franchise” asses. WE is about to rise up against “Whitey” and open our own resturant.

We will be naming it “Black Castle” in honor of all our brothas and sistas that have been slaves to your working enviroment. Flippin your god damn “mini” patties and touching your “mini” buns. I would like to take this oppurtuninty to explain our menus… Ya see we dont like french fries, so instead as a side we will only offer Fried Okra and greens. we will not have no all beef “mini” patties, we will only offer fried Yard- Bird patties. (that be chicken to all you honkeys!) We are going to be the first to offer “Blunts, Bitches, and 40’s” every Weds night. This will be followed by many other Promotions including, Corn Row tuesdays, Free afro pick fridays. And in every kids meal we gonna give the kid a packet of kool-aid for them to bring home. I must say you is need to keep your snowflake asses up Norf, cause we dont want you Cross Burning Sheet wearing, racially opressing fools down here!

Yours Truly,

Rev. Jerome Theodore Tyrone Jenkins III
NAAHH
(National Association for the Advancement of Honky Hating)

PS. Hey Whitebread! Open up some Popeye’s up Norf, KFC is fo yo Cracka ass Crackas!

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