Archive for July, 2005

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always interesting to see what brings people here. Penis Ring? Pizda? What the hell is Pizda? Animal Porno? You sick fuck. Toilet Cam? Jesus.. Nice to know our site brings out the most deprived of you.

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Caught the Red Eye

Thanks to our good friends at the smoking gun for this picture. I may never go into a stip club again.

Missed it?

It’s the EYE! Look at THE EYE, for god’s sakes man!!

Fucking crap monkey!!!

South

Testing the Human spirit is something that I have always found invigorating. In this case a trip to the South Pole by foot, there and back. He has the option that you can pay for a mile of his journey. $100 a mile and 1800 miles. He is a British explorer. We at Wetwired would like to own mile 1776. There are two reasons behind that of course. Who here is interested in buying(helping out) that mile, that American Mile?

UPDATE: Ben Has kindly reserved the mile for us here at wetwired. Please leave comments or email me if your interested in helping to purchase the American Mile.

White Castle Honkeys!

Dear Elizabeth Ingram:

I would like to be the first to tell you, that you are too late….We Brothas in da Souf already decided to opens our own resturant. I would like to let you know that we dont gives a shit about yo “No Franchise” asses. WE is about to rise up against “Whitey” and open our own resturant.

We will be naming it “Black Castle” in honor of all our brothas and sistas that have been slaves to your working enviroment. Flippin your god damn “mini” patties and touching your “mini” buns. I would like to take this oppurtuninty to explain our menus… Ya see we dont like french fries, so instead as a side we will only offer Fried Okra and greens. we will not have no all beef “mini” patties, we will only offer fried Yard- Bird patties. (that be chicken to all you honkeys!) We are going to be the first to offer “Blunts, Bitches, and 40’s” every Weds night. This will be followed by many other Promotions including, Corn Row tuesdays, Free afro pick fridays. And in every kids meal we gonna give the kid a packet of kool-aid for them to bring home. I must say you is need to keep your snowflake asses up Norf, cause we dont want you Cross Burning Sheet wearing, racially opressing fools down here!

Yours Truly,

Rev. Jerome Theodore Tyrone Jenkins III
NAAHH
(National Association for the Advancement of Honky Hating)

PS. Hey Whitebread! Open up some Popeye’s up Norf, KFC is fo yo Cracka ass Crackas!

No Whitecastle in Austin any time soon

A canned response, but not a bad one.. just one saying Austin isn’t getting one any time soon.

Thank you for your recent suggestion directed to our corporate office that
we locate a White Castle restaurant in your area. We appreciate hearing
from customers who enjoy our products. We have noted your suggestion and
have forwarded it to our real estate department for consideration.

In immediate response to your inquiry, however, White Castle prides itself
on growing slowly. White Castle and all its subsidiaries are privately
owned and operated. The company does not franchise or offer stock
options, and finances its expansion solely through retained earnings. For
these reasons, White Castle tends to operate within the existing Midwest
and Northeast regions where all our support facilities (meat plants,
bakeries, etc.) are located. We believe in this business practice so we
can provide a stable company for the more than 12,000+ employees it
supports.

Due to these factors, as well as advertising efficiencies, we add only
approximately fifteen to twenty new restaurants every year to our existing
market areas. Based on our current expansion plans, it will be a few
years before we open another new market area. A list of our current
locations can be sent to you via conventional mail upon request.

Thank you again for your interest in White Castle and its products.

Sincerely,
Elizabeth Ingram
Director of Restaurant Operations

RE: 1408207

You too… could fly in space.

Within three years Sir Richard Branson of Virgin Galactic hopes to operate
five suborbital seven-passenger space vehicles for adventurous passengers.
To accomplish that mission, Branson and Burt Rutan formed The Spaceship
Company. The new company will own the designs of the new “SpaceShipTwo” and
“White Knight Two,” now in development at Scaled Composites in Mojave,
California. The Spaceship Company will manufacture the launch aircraft,
spaceships, and support equipment, and market it to operators, including
Virgin Galactic. On cue, the first passenger walked forward during a ceremony
at Oshkosh and presented Branson with the $200,000 needed to purchase a
ticket on the rocket. Many celebrities have signed up as well. Virgin figures
that the price will drop to less than $50,000 in a decade or so. But at the
same time, Virgin doesn’t want it to become an experience that only the rich
can afford. Besides donating tickets, Virgin will create an Internet game
where players can win tickets. Virgin also is planning reality TV shows
where young people will get a chance to visit space. Branson said orbiting
hotels and hotels on the moon might not take place during his lifetime, but
certainly during his children’s lifetime.

Angry Black Man

Despite what our fearless leader thinks, I don’t believe my icon looks like an angry black man. The inks, perhaps, had that quality about them.

No, my icon reflects me for what I am, a jolly, fat white guy with no rhythm, style, soul, grace, couth, or mojo.

But that’s ok, beacuse I LOVE blues music.

So, I got that going for me.

Which is nice.

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Another one down

Thanks to tyler, we have yet another icon finished up. Tyler also has done a redesign on his website so check it out. If you’re looking for some artwork done, let him know his rates are reasonable.

Not a joke link this time, folks… Functioning Brain Cells Created From Stem Cells

Here’s the link.

If this pans out, and from the looks of it it might, then I can’t tell you how exciting this is.

Seriously.

Most of us know someone who might reap from the benefits of this type of therapy- a loved one, maybe a parent or grandparent, maybe even a child. Here’s to the next step in this research.

Out.

This is for all the UT fans out there

Go here, and see what was probably the defining moment in this college kid’s life. No words need be said about it.

Out.

Spaceflight

Return to flight:

Like 3-2-1, orbiter Discovery has successfully shed its Solid Rocket Boosters and External Tank, and shut down the main engines after reaching space.

Solid Rocket Booster separation was triggered 2-minutes and 5-seconds into the flight after burnout of the putty-like fuel packed inside each rocket. The firing of explosive bolts freed the twin boosters from the side of the External Tank, allowing them to peel away from the Space Shuttle. Parachutes were then automatically deployed from the boosters, allowing them to slowly descend into the Atlantic Ocean where they will be towed back to shore.

Discovery initiated the command for Main Engine Cutoff, or MECO, at the 8-minute, 23-second mark. MECO shuts down the orbiter’s three powerful engines in the rear of Discovery after completing the “uphill” climb into space.

With the ascent into space complete and fuel onboard the External Tank exhausted, Discovery jettisoned the orange canister. Following jettison, Discovery used it’s new belly-mounted digital camera to take pictures of the tank as it fell back into Earth’s atmosphere.

This is really a good day for NASA. The question is, what’s next? We have been running on these 20 year old shuttles, what is the next step? What will we use to get to Mars? This may well be the next future for space travel for us, allowing trips into high altitude and docking to the space station. This will not of course allow us to travel to mars.

Today like the mission after the Challenger Explosion, or like Apollo 13. NASA has to prove that it can once again reach for the stars and prove it. Today all eyes were upon them.

Mimosas with Einstein

Ok. This is going to be a new type of post for me, and depending on the response, maybe a series. Ever since I was a little kid I

No New Movie Ideas…