Take a look at the new Washington Nationals mascots, named “Screech.”

Take a look at that large (some would say “enhanced”) upper body, that abnormally large head, those tiny, scrawny calves. Almost looks like the bird’s juiced to me.

Now, try to tell me that this isn’t the perfect mascot for a baseball team of today- a creature of freakish proportions with a big giant head.

We’ll wait for word on whether or not Barry Bonds decides to comment upon this or sue for image infringement.

Out.

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