Well, the inevitable has happened. The pop tart and her white trash husband have spawned.

And Jesus wept.

No news yet on whether a pleather baby-sized miniskirt or backwards-worn baseball hat will be needed for the youngun’, but the couple have already begun to build the addition to their trailer (Britney’s rich, so they could spring for the double-wide!). Now, this means a few things naturally:

1- She’s pregnant, so I guess that means Britney’s doin’ it.
2- This is now, what- the THIRD kid this guy has fathered- and if I recall correctly, by the third woman? Can he keep it in his pants at all?
3- No word yet on whether or not Justin Timberlake decided to try and knock up Cameron Diaz as revenge.
4- Wait for the announcement from Xtina (Christina Aguilera, for those of you that don’t give a crap) that she too has become pregnant, until someone explains to her that you can’t get pregnant from doing THAT. (I ain’t saying it, but you can guess…)

And in related news, I wrote this entire post only so that I could make fun of all involved. So, I got that going for me. Which is nice.

Out.

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