Yes, I can’t stand him. What you might not know is that I’ve met the prick before. It was a year ago in a skyrise in Dallas in the elevator. I walked into an elevator to go to the 33rd floor.

“You’re….”I looked kinda star struck…

“Why yes, yes I am Dr. Phill. And your fat.”

“Gee thanks asshole”

“No, you need to embrace that you have a problem.”

“WTF mate?”

“You feel that foods are a comfort.”

“No I don’t.”

“Yes you do” Dr. Phil said as he waved his hand Jedi Style

“No I don’t and your Jedi mind tricks won’t work on me.”

“I have a solution for you.”

“Whats that?”

“Read my book.”

“What kind of solution is that?”

“The answer is there.”

“How about a free copy?”

“You won’t get an answer if I give you a free copy.”

“Yep, I was right, you are a wanker.”

“You know when you result to anger you’re in denile.”

“The Nile is a river in Africa.”

“What?”

“Hey its not my fault you have a fake texas twang.”

And with that, my meeting with the man behind the crappy books was over.

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