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Britney got Speared.

Wetwired Time Monday, September 20th, 2004 at 8:56 am by pylorns

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Ooops! Pop star Britney Spears (news) did it again and got married for the second time this year — this time to dancer Kevin Federline in a private ceremony in Studio City, California, “Access Hollywood” reported on Sunday.

Spears, 22, and Federline, 26, surprised their parents with the unexpected ceremony, which took place in a private residence, according to a publicist for the syndicated entertainment news program.

On Jan. 2 year Spears married high school sweetheart Jason Alexander (news) in an impromptu ceremony in Las Vegas. But the ill-fated marriage was annulled on Jan. 5.

Spears and Federline announced their engagement in June. Federline has two children with former girlfriend Shar Jackson.




Tech Support

Wetwired Time Saturday, September 18th, 2004 at 8:34 am by pylorns

http://www.mbychosting.com/illwillpress/tech.swf




Made it!

Wetwired Time Friday, September 17th, 2004 at 7:09 am by pylorns
The crack of a beer. It’s Friday. Oops, did I do that too early? Oh wait, I’m supposed to wait until after work.. not while I’m on the phone with a customer!

Me: “I’m sorry you were saying what?”

Customer: “Did you just open a can of beer?”

Me: “No, no, it was um, a coke, yeah thats it.”

Customer:”Uh huh.”

Me: “Whatever, tell you what, you figure out the problem, call me back when you think you know what it is.”

Customer:”What? I’m calling you for help.”

Me: “It’s beer thirty baby”

Customer: “I can’t belive your saying this, I am appalled! It’s 7am in the morning!”

Me: “Right, but just like the song says, its 5 o’clock somewhere!”

Customer: “Oh my god.”

Me: “What are you looking for a twenty-one gun salute? It’s Friday go home. Deal with it monday!”

Customer: “Fine!”

(click)




Question of the day for Thursday

Wetwired Time Thursday, September 16th, 2004 at 7:12 am by pylorns

Do you believe in life after death? Why or why not?




Relationship Jenga Questions

Wetwired Time Wednesday, September 15th, 2004 at 9:49 am by pylorns

Typically when a person ends a relationship, they either a) decide to stay friends but slowly break ties or b) Sever all ties. All forms of communication. In most cases they try to keep things civil. Or sometimes not, sometimes they aren’t civil.

So what does it mean when after your x significatn other states they want to sever all ties but they continue to spy on you? Or rather not spy but continue to keep a keen interest in your life and keep watch in what is happening? As in, say one thing but do another. Hypocrisy? What does that speak about that person? To be, not wholly dishonest, but not up front about feelings perhaps?

You tell me.




Weather people

Wetwired Time Wednesday, September 15th, 2004 at 7:23 am by pylorns

People in the weather industry hate to admit when they are wrong. They have been predicting for the past week that Hurricane Ivan was going to hit florida. Even now, the projections are still putting it to effect forida, with this almost U turn effect that they are having the hurricane do JUST so it will hit Florida and so they could be right. Go to weather.com and check out the projected path and check out the actual path its been taking. For the love of god! They can’t admit it. It’s even been veering towards Texas/Louisiana and at this point it could contine no the line its in. But noooooo! They want you to think that it could still go on the path they said it would A WEEK AGO!

Someone strangle them.




Nuremberg Trials 1945 - 1949

Wetwired Time Wednesday, September 15th, 2004 at 7:02 am by pylorns

Have you seen this movie? I watched it last night. It was very interesting to see what went on at this trial. The movie seems to chronologue the entire trial from start to finish, but in reality, it only went over the high ranking crimes. It was the last case and went from 1948 until 1949.

#11
The Ministries Case Twenty-one defendants, including three Reich Ministers, as well other members of the Nazi Party hierarchy, charged with waging wars of aggression, violating international treaties, and committing various crimes of war and crimes against humanity. Jan. 6, 1948
to
Apr. 13, 1949 Nineteen defendants found guilty on at least one charge and sentenced to terms ranging from four to twenty-five years.

What was interesting is how many of them stated “we were just following orders.”

And the reply was “You followed your orders to murder 6 million Jews, systematically?”

“Yes. If we did not do our jobs we would be killed. TO disagree with Hitler was death.”

So I’m thinking, what if I were in the same position, or what if you were in the same position. You are a Minister of the Interior, you have been caught up in this situation where you may not agree with everything but its 1940 and Germany is plowing through Europe and is the most powerful country at this point in time in the world. Hitler comes to you and says, “We need to work on this final solution. We need to Evacuate the 3 million Jews that are in Germany, and the 3 million or so we’ve taken up while occupying our new territory.”

Now, these terms are merely loose terms but they outline the idea of doing horrendous things to them, in order to quickly, costly, eliminate the Jews from German society. Now, knowing that if you disagree with Hitler that you will be killed. And knowing that if Germany looses the war that most likely you would be shot for war crimes. What would you do?

Clearly they separated their emotions to do what they did. The concentration camps show that. How can anyone in their right mind do that and not have any sort of guilt for what they did?




I’ve made a decision…

Wetwired Time Tuesday, September 14th, 2004 at 10:06 pm by Finley

… and it’s set.

I’m going to apply for Big Brother 6.

See, I’ve watched the damn show for 5 years now saying to myself “Y’know, I could do this! Sit around most of the time doing nothing? I do that now! Eat crappy foods? Sounds like dinner! Backstab, lie, cheat and do what I need to do? Where do I sign?”

So, it’s firm. I’m gonna apply for it next summer.

Out.




EnFamer, What is it?

Wetwired Time Monday, September 13th, 2004 at 4:26 pm by pylorns

http://www.slower.net/enfamerblog/

What is it? A new type of photoblog software that our bud at slower.net is working on. You may remeber him as the guy that kindly lent wetwired the use of his pic in the forums - the subway picture. Now replaced by the default comic pic. Anyway go over there, tell him good work and to hurry up and release it to beta so I can put up a damn gallery that works right!




In Car Breathalizer Company Sued.

Wetwired Time Monday, September 13th, 2004 at 11:22 am by pylorns

Lawsuit claims ignition interlocks not safe
Monday, September 13, 2004

The Associated Press

NORRISTOWN, Pa. — A lawsuit filed in Pennsylvania claims a dashboard device intended to stop people from driving drunk can actually be a safety hazard.

The suit was filed by a two-time drunken driving convict who passed out and crashed his car while blowing into an ignition interlock, a small machine that measures alcohol on the breath and won’t allow a car to start if the driver has been drinking.

Judges can order repeat drunken drivers to install the interlocks in their cars. Drivers must also perform the test periodically while their car is in motion.

Jason Reali, 29, of Telford, claims in his suit that he had to blow into the machine so hard to make it work that it often left him dizzy.

A heavy smoker, Reali said he blew so hard during one test that he fell unconscious and crashed into a tree, severely injuring his hand. He was sober at the time.

Other drivers have had similar complaints.

A 79-year-old woman filed a lawsuit in Florida after she couldn’t muster enough breath to get a reading on her court-ordered interlock. Her suit asks the state to lift the requirement that she equip her car with one of the devices, saying that in the case of someone with shortness of breath, the rule violates the Americans with Disabilities Act.

The Center for Auto Safety in Washington has questioned the safety of having drivers perform the breath tests while trying to concentrate on the road.

Many of the devices require users to take a deep breath, blow for as long as six seconds, sometimes in bursts, and hum while doing it. The humming was added to the routine to defeat drunks who tried to get around the tests by using compressors to shoot fresh air into the machines.

“I wouldn’t want to be driving down the road and have someone coming the other way trying to blow into a tube,” Clarence Ditlow, a spokesman for the Center for Auto Safety, said. “There are some real safety issues with regard to distraction that need to be looked at to see if the benefits outweigh the potential risks.”

Backers of the devices say such problems are infrequent, and that the interlocks do far more good than bad. Last year, interlocks stopped would-be drunken drivers in Pennsylvania from turning on their cars nearly 34,000 times.

Drivers are also free to pull over to perform the test.

The Pennsylvania Department of Transportation said it will adjust the breath-volume requirement on the machines for people who can produce medical proof that they have diminished lung power.

Reali’s lawsuit names the state and an interlock manufacturer as defendants.




9-11-01

Wetwired Time Saturday, September 11th, 2004 at 1:11 pm by pylorns

I’m just going to post pics today.









Gmail

Wetwired Time Friday, September 10th, 2004 at 8:17 am by pylorns

Want a gmail account? I got something like 6 invitations. email me and I’ll hook you up.




Friday Topic of the day.

Wetwired Time Friday, September 10th, 2004 at 7:59 am by pylorns

You are hosting a small, but high class dinner party. What famous people are on your invite list and why?




Next up: IVAN

Wetwired Time Thursday, September 9th, 2004 at 8:33 am by pylorns

Ivan Strengthens Into Category 5; Central Floridians On Edge
Some Businesses, Homes Leaving Windows Boarded

Central Floridians already hit twice by hurricanes in recent weeks are once again on edge over Hurricane Ivan’s latest projected path that brings the Category 5 hurricane toward Florida, according to Local 6 News.

Local 6 News reported that some businesses and homes are leaving up their boarded windows from Hurricane Frances until Ivan is no longer a threat.

“I’m absolutely appalled,” Central Florida business owner Becky Para said. “We’ll just leave the boards up until this is over. My new attitude on Ivan is let it come, we will ride it out.”

Local 6 meteorologist Tom Sorrells reported that the Tropical Prediction Center’s latest projected path shows a storm path similar to Hurricane Charley. Charley hit Central Florida in August.

Hurricane Ivan could be spinning off Florida’s west coast by Monday morning, Sorrells said.

If Ivan hits Central Florida on the current projected path, it would be the third hurricane to hit the region in four weeks, Local 6 News reported.

Reports from an Air Force Reserve hurricane hunter aircraft indicate maximum sustained winds with Ivan are near 140 mph, with higher gusts.

This makes Ivan an extremely dangerous Category 4 hurricane on the Saffir-Simpson hurricane scale. Some fluctuations in strength are possible during the next 24 hours.

Storm Kills 15

Hurricane Ivan pummeled Grenada, Barbados and other islands with its devastating winds and rains, causing at least 15 deaths, before setting a direct course for Jamaica, Cuba and the hurricane-weary southern United States.

The most powerful hurricane to hit the Caribbean in 10 years damaged 90 percent of the homes in Grenada and destroyed a 17th century stone prison that left criminals on the loose as looting erupted, officials said Wednesday.

Ivan strengthened early Thursday to become a Category 5 on a scale of 5. It packed sustained winds of 160 mph with higher gusts as it passed north of the Dutch Caribbean islands of Aruba, Bonaire and Curacao.

Some escaped convicts included politicians jailed for 20 years for killings in a 1983 left-wing palace coup that led the United States to invade Grenada.

American medical students fearful of marauders armed themselves with knives and sticks.

“We are terribly devastated … It’s beyond imagination,” Prime Minister Keith Mitchell said from aboard a British Royal Navy vessel that rushed to the rescue.

Before it slammed into Grenada on Tuesday, Ivan gave Barbados and St. Vincent a pummeling, damaging hundreds of homes and cutting utilities. Thousands of people remained without electricity and water on Wednesday.

In Tobago, officials reported a 32-year-old pregnant woman died when a 40-foot palm tree fell into her home, pinning her to her bed.

In Venezuela, a 32-year-old man died after battering waves engulfed a kiosk on the northern coast.

A 75-year-old Canadian woman was found drowned in a canal swollen by flood waters in Barbados. Neighbors said the Toronto native, who had lived in Barbados for 30 years, braved the storm to search for her cat.

Details on the extent of the death and destruction in Grenada did not emerge until Wednesday because the storm cut all communications with the country of 100,000 people, and halted radio transmissions on the island.

Mitchell confirmed that prison escapees included some of the 17 people jailed for life for killings during a 1983 Marxist coup, but he didn’t know who they were or if they included former Deputy Prime Minister Bernard Coard.

Mitchell, whose own home was flattened, said 90 percent of houses on the island were damaged and he feared the death toll would rise. He said much of the country’s agriculture had been destroyed, including the key nutmeg crop.

“If you see the country today, it would be a surprise to anyone that we did not have more deaths than it appears at the moment,” Mitchell said.

Within hours, Grenada’s Police Commissioner Roy Bedaau raised the death toll to 12, in an interview with Voice of Barbados radio, but he provided no details.

Grenada is known as a major producer of nutmeg, and drew worldwide attention for the U.S. invasion that followed the coup, when American officials had determined Grenada’s airport was going to become a joint Cuban-Soviet base. Cuba said it was helping build the airport for civilian use. Nineteen Americans died in the fighting and a disputed number of others that the United States put at 45 Grenadians and 24 Cubans.

U.N. spokesman Fred Eckhard said virtually every major building in St. George’s has suffered structural damage. Grenada’s once-quaint capital boasted English Georgian and French provincial buildings.

The United Nations is sending a disaster team, Eckhard said in New York City. The Caribbean disaster response agency, based in Barbados, said its team arrived Wednesday afternoon along with U.S. aid and Pan American Health Organization officials.

Because of poor communications, it was not possible to reach any of them.

“It looks like a landslide happened,” said Nicole Organ, a 21-year-old veterinary student from Toronto at St. George’s University, which overlooks the Grenadian capital. “There are all these colors coming down the mountainside — sheets of metal, pieces of shacks, roofs came off in layers.”

Students there, mostly Americans, were arming themselves with knives, sticks and pepper spray against looters, said Sonya Lazarevic, 36, from New York City. “We don’t feel safe,” she said by telephone.

When Organ wandered downtown after the hurricane passed, she said she saw bands of men carrying machetes looting a hardware store. She said she saw a bank with glass facade intact on her way down that was smashed when she returned.

While the storm passed, students hid under mattresses or in bathrooms. “The pipes were whistling, the doors were vibrating, gusts were coming underneath the window,” Lazarevic said. “It was absolutely terrifying.”

The storm’s howling winds and drenching rains flooded parts of Venezuela’s north coast. Helicopter charter companies were busy Wednesday ferrying evacuated workers back to offshore oil drilling platforms there.

Ivan is expected to reach Jamaica by Friday and Cuba by the weekend, the U.S. National Hurricane Center in Miami said. It would follow close on the heels of Hurricane Charley, which killed 27 people in southwest Florida last month and caused an estimated $6.8 billion in insured damage.

“After Jamaica, it’s probably going to hit somewhere in the U.S., unfortunately,” meteorologist Jennifer Pralgo said. “We’re hoping it’s not Florida again, but it’s taking a fairly similar track to Charley at the moment.”

Another meteorologist at the Miami center, Hugh Cobb, added this grim warning: “Whoever gets this, it’s going to be bad.” Cobb said that if Ivan hit Jamaica, it could be more destructive than Hurricane Gilbert, which was only Category 3 when it devastated the island in 1988.

Jamaica posted a hurricane watch Wednesday afternoon and ordered all schools closed and fishermen to pull their skiffs ashore and head for dry land. Haiti’s southwest peninsula was on hurricane watch as well.

At 5 a.m. EDT, Ivan was centered about 535 miles east-southeast of Jamaica. Hurricane-force winds extended up to 60 miles and tropical storm-force winds another 160 miles. Ivan was moving west-northwest at 15 mph.




Netflix

Wetwired Time Wednesday, September 8th, 2004 at 8:22 am by pylorns

If you want a free month of Netflix, email me I got a “special offer” in my email. Anyway, no obligation or anything and you get to try out the service see if you like it. I know I do. But then again if I couldn’t back up the dvds from time to time, I might not enjoy it so much.





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