Will Martha Stewart become someone’s bitch? Ok well we’re pretty sure she’ll serve time. The question is now, how much time and how much of a slap on the wrist is she going to get?

“I don’t think there’s any question that there will be a prison component,” said Jacob Frenkel, a former federal prosecutor and Securities and Exchange Commission lawyer now in private practice in Washington.
Some said the sentence could be as little as five months, but Frenkel thinks Cedarbaum will start with a minimum of a year.
“This is not somebody who made some inadvertent false statement,” said Frenkel. Noting Stewart’s high public profile, Frenkel added, “this is a case where a jury convicted a CEO for lying to two different government agencies. That’s a big deal.”
Whatever their sentences, neither Stewart nor Bacanovic will be immediately handcuffed and sent to prison.

In other strange news, a 11 yr old boy was killed by a mousetrap. Not just any mouse trap mind you. One that was plugged up with electricity. To go one step further, it appears that it was made illegal, apparently they like to fry all their mice…

Next up is a damn funny political cartoon showing Bush and Kerry both as morons. (hat tip to the monkey diaries)

Wetwired store is being worked on but in the meantime I have a bumper sticker you guys might like:

And here it is, your moment of Zen on Friday:

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