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When do you know a cats finished with sex?

Wetwired Time Thursday, January 8th, 2004 at 11:40 am by pylorns

Well usually cats are pretty peculiar creatures are they not? They do everything on their time schedules. You pet them when they want to be petted, not when you want to pet them right?

Cats usually get completely smashed and wait till your just dozing off to sleep when you hear (hacccck, blaaaaaarrrgh, haaaack). Why do they wait until your just dozing off to sleep to do that? They like to give you a sporting chance to avoid stepping in it in the morning. They know that you’ll probably forget, but at least they gave you a chance.

“We’ll that




Mistaken Identity

Wetwired Time Wednesday, January 7th, 2004 at 12:06 pm by RokynRobyn

I am one of those people that people think they know. “I know you from somewhere.” Or, “You look really familiar.” I get that all the time.

I have never claimed to be a supermodel, but for the past 2 years, I have reminded people of unattractive people! Here is the scenario: I’ll be walking down the hall to my office and someone will yell, “Sandy!” When I turn, they say, “Oh, sorry, Robyn. I thought you were Sandy.”

Sandy is a mid-40s mother of three. She has dirty blonde hair and grey blue eyes. She never wears makeup or styles her hair. She dresses very casually and could adequately be described as “frumpy.” Her table manners are atrocious and her overall demeanor is sloppy. She drives a minivan for crying out loud! She is a lawyer, very quit-witted, and a master at Name That Tune. Often I perceive her to be one of those book smart people who is lacking common sense, but I truly admire her wit.

I’ll admit that we have the same build, both wear glasses, and I dress casually as well. But, c’mon, people! I spend a fortune having my hair highlighted 4 different colors. I get manicures religiously. I would die before coming to work without makeup. I drive a Trans Am and in my 20s, albeit clinging at 29. But, STILL!

I don’t expect people to yell “Britney” or “Elle” at me, but damn — there’s only so much an ego can take.




Wired Detective Story: The case of the Gold Medal

Wetwired Time Tuesday, January 6th, 2004 at 5:56 pm by pylorns

Torn between sanity, a broad, and a job that paid so much dough it was unheard of in 1936. Joe was sure of only one thing, “It couldn’t be good.”

Joseph Turner was a P.I. in New Orleans, when a phone call turned his life around. A shady business deal, a ten thousand dollar case, and a missing body all fell into his lap on a rainy Sunday evening. The case would take him to Chicago, New York, London and into the heart of Germany, Berlin and the 1936 Olympics. Uncover the secret plot to kill the Olympians. Learn how an average Joe turns into a hero for the country and a true patriot in “The case of the Gold Medal.”

Coming Soon…




Link for the Day

Wetwired Time Tuesday, January 6th, 2004 at 11:21 am by pylorns

This one is an old one but a good one..

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/

Joe Cartoon shows us the capture video:

http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/saddam/




Some Thoughts on the game tonight…

Wetwired Time Monday, January 5th, 2004 at 12:52 am by Finley

National Champions.

I’m sitting here an hour after the game ended, still mesmerized over the prospect. Forty-six years have passed since the last time I could have said this- nearly twice my lifetime.

Louisiana State University, 2003-04 Collegiate Football National Champions.

I went to LSUsports.com and saw that the shirts were already up- humerous story about that, by the way. Apparently the OU sports website was preselling national championship t-shirts before the game on their website. Nick Saban finds out about this, and immediately prints up copies of the webpage and sticks up the printouts in the lockerroom. It was meant as a battle cry, and it worked.

I can say with relative certainty that I am glad as hell I’m not in New Orleans tonight. But I wish I was back home, a wish taht was strengthened by two calls I made and received tonight. One was to my father, as I watched the last three minutes of the game. Already people were reported to be firing off fireworks, going into the neighborhoods and cheering the teams. The second was a call from my brother-in-law. The screamings of “LSU! LSU! LSU! GO TIGERS!” could be heard over the cellphone connection, and I was laughing my ass off at the sound.

Geaux Tigers. Enjoy this night, Baton Rouge. You’ve earned it.




LSU WINS

Wetwired Time Sunday, January 4th, 2004 at 11:10 pm by pylorns

LSU LSU LSU!!!!!




LSU

Wetwired Time Sunday, January 4th, 2004 at 3:13 pm by pylorns

LSU to win the Sugar Bowl.




The land of blogging @ wetwired

Wetwired Time Saturday, January 3rd, 2004 at 4:36 pm by pylorns

Well nothing too specific has happened this past week aside from the New Years party. I plan on posting the pics to that in the gallery sometime this weekend or next week.


What to hear some neat techno mixes? Check out Generation Trance. Iselbub brought this to my attention. This guy has 4-5 different 75minute compilations of techno/trance that are pretty damn good. I recomend Voices of Summer 2003: Moonshine.

It’s been pretty slow aside from New Years. I am on vacation all next week and may be heading off to ski, so expect my posts to be sporatic. Hopefully we’ll hear more from Robin and Ratmaster and some of the other people who are able to post on the front of the site. Expect some design change at one point, but very subtle.




Kill the Haitians for points

Wetwired Time Friday, January 2nd, 2004 at 12:07 pm by ratmasster

In Florida, several Haitian groups are asking the publisher of the video game “Grand Theft Auto: Vice City” to be removed from the shelves. The contention comes from the game instructing the player to kill Haitians and awarded points for each death. The game was released in November of 2002 and since then earned many awards, including best game of the year.

The content is not for the faint of heart. It is raunchy, violent, and idolizes the scum in the game, and a parental nightmare. You should expect all kinds of villainy from the game. The truth may hurt, but there are crime syndicates with a minority group as a primary requirement for admission based in Miami. Why should you be surprised or have your feelings hurt when art imitates life? If you




Photo editing

Wetwired Time Thursday, January 1st, 2004 at 11:19 pm by pylorns




Happy New Year

Wetwired Time Thursday, January 1st, 2004 at 2:32 pm by pylorns

Happy New Year everyone. Hope you and yours have a good year.





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