I was appalled when I first heard the story of George Lane. He got a parking ticket or something and was scheduled to attend a hearing in the county courthouse. Mr. Lane, a paraplegic, crawled up three flights of stairs to attend the hearing. The courthouse didn’t have an elevator, so when the hearing was rescheduled, he refused to attend. He was afraid to have someone carry him up the stairs because he didn’t want to be dropped. He was held in contempt, a warrant was issued, and he was arrested.

He subsequently sued the state of Tennessee for $100,000 for failure to uphold the ADA. The Supreme Court heard arguments Tuesday. Justice Scalia went so far as to state that it was not a violation of constitutional rights for someone to be carried up the stairs since he can freely ask to be carried! I am shocked if this is the national conscience of our country on this issue!

I would not want to be made a spectacle by being carried up the stairs. How embarrassing to ask for help! How especially embarrassing if your like me; I’d practically need a football team to lift me 3 flights. How insulting to not be offered an alternate means of attending a mandated hearing. Are their tax dollars not good enough? Their voices too quiet? Install a frigging elevator and save them some dignity.

We are all one accident away from needing the elevator for ourselves.

Well, I’ve got a new computer coming to me with a flat panel monitor. Should get it next week. I’m pumped.

Be glad you have freedom of speech here in the states.

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SAO PAULO, Brazil - An American Airlines pilot was fined nearly $13,000 Wednesday on accusations he made an obscene gesture when being photographed at the airport as part of entry requirements for U.S. citizens, officials said.

To me its a bit excessive. They are basically taking advantage of the pilot and the company. But, they claim it’s violating their rules and aparently they don’t have freedom of speech.

So many of you ladies are truly wondering what goes on in a guys head when he shoots his load. Many of you have heard the myth of the first 10 seconds afterwards a guy is truly honest. Actually thats not exactly right. But after the first 10 seconds there is a lot of stuff that goes through a guys head. The following are examples of a poll taken, not my own thoughts mind you.

We probably need to lead up to the point and then discuss the point afterwards. First of all you have to meet your prospect.

“Nice shoes, wanna fuck?”

(slap)

“That skirt your wearing looks great!”

“Thanks!”

“It’d look better on my floor.”

“That is the worst pickup line ever.”

“Nice shoes wanna fuck?”

“Ok, that’s worse, but since I haven’t come across anything better, lets go.”

“Awsome.”

So you grab your keys and follow her home, opting not to drive her in your car or to ride with her so as you can make a quick get away when you’re done.

Back at her place, she walks in throws her shoes off and walks to the bathroom stating she’s gonna freshen up and asks you to make yourself comfortable and have a drink in the kitchen. So you pour yourself a vodka martini, slide into her white leather couch in front of the tv and put your hand down your pants Al Bundy style.

Chickie walks back into the room wearing a robe, smelling of fresh prefume and goes to the kitchen to make herself a drink. She comes and sits beside you and asks you if your confortable. You of course explain your relaxed and quite confortable and compliment her attire.

She jumps on top of you, grinding herself into you. This is where your brain turns off and the other head takes over. You move to the bedroom and start taking care of business.

This is where women are always interested in what you are thinking. Typical male thought patters are like this:

“Oh yeah, this is nice, man her tits are big. Hmmm, they are kinda like jello.. jeez when was the last time I had jello? Must have been back in 85… oh crap, think about sex, don’t loose it.”

“Do you like that?” She asks

“Oh yeah baby”

What you’re actually thinking is “Less talk more moaning.” And then the moment comes. You shoot your baby batter and roll over.

“Man that was great. Hmm what is this girls name so I can thank her. Oh well”

“Hey thanks baby, that was great.”

“Yes it was” She says as she holds onto you wanting to cuddle.

So back to the thought process:

“I wonder how much she pays for her apartment. Damn I’m hungry, I could go for some jello…. you know the real solution to the world hunger could be solved simply by…zzzz”

There you have it. Every time a guy gets off he almost solves world hunger but falls to sleep.

You wake up the next morning and she is still sleeping, so you slide yourself out from under her arm and put a pillow where you were and slip into your clothes that are strewn about the floor. Shit where are your shoes. Fuck em. You run out of the apartment half dressed and drive home in search of jello.

Don’t see your link on the side? Wetwired is a community site, so there are more than one person posting on the front of the site etc. We do list all of our links and I try to make sure we are linking to everyone. To find out if you’re on our long list of links click on the “links” in the navigation menu on the right side. If you have never gone here before you’ll be required to register on the forum. No you won’t get spam, it just registers you for the message forum. If you’re one of the many who click the link and never bother to register, take the time to check it out. Chances are there is a lot of interesting tid bits that go on “beneath” the surface of this website that you are missing.

From CNN:

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) — Seafood restaurant chain McCormick & Schmick’s Monday settled a lawsuit brought by a California woman who said she suffered severe emotional distress after she discovered a condom in her clam chowder, a company spokesman said.

The settlement was reached the day the Portland, Oregon-based chain was to go to trial in Santa Ana, California. The settlement terms are confidential.

“The case has been resolved… in its entirety in a manner acceptable to both sides today,” McCormick & Schmick’s spokesman Brian Douglas said. “The parties have chosen to resolve it without further court intervention. Both sides are happy with the outcome.”

The privately held company, which operates 42 restaurants nationwide, maintained that Laila Sultan’s claims that she suffered anxiety and depression were “frivolous.”

“We still believe that’s the truth but in this day and age it’s the price of doing business,” Douglas said. “You have to deal with scenarios like this.”

Sultan’s attorney could not immediately be reached for comment.

Sultan, 48, said the trouble began February 26 when she and three companions sent their soup back to the kitchen to be reheated while dining at the Irvine, California, restaurant.

Sultan said she was treated rudely by the waiter, and when she began eating the soup she encountered a chewy, rubbery object that she first thought was calamari or shrimp, she told local media. She spit the offending object into her napkin and discovered it was a rolled up condom, she said.

“I said, ‘Oh my god’ and ran into the bathroom with another friend of mine and I started throwing up,” she said.

The restaurant chain launched an investigation but had no idea how the condom got into her soup, Douglas said.

McCormick & Schmick’s reported year-end gross revenues of $200 million, Douglas said.

Wetwired has always “covered” the political scene of elections etc with … well biased opinons. This time around I think we have more people that have different opinions. We will be covering the elections this year and all the info leading up to them with the Democratic Nationals. I found this link off of Jim’s site. This is how much more you’ll be charged in taxes if Dean were to take office. I already get bent over with taxes because I am in the bend over tax bracket. I end up having to pay taxes instead of getting refunds some years. Now with his plan, I’m out another $500 or more.

I personally don’t trust the man a bit, and I’ll continue to point out things that I don’t like about him. Please don’t let him win the Democratic vote.

And now for something completely different:

Emily talks about faking an orgasm. Now I’ve had women do that before, everyone has because women are self concious and know men don’t like to have a woman not finish. But I ask you, can you fake the cold tongue?

Head on over to Ilyka Damen’s site for the Best of me. Its a hell of a job to keep up with.

Ok, it doesn’t look like much, but believe it or not, its a lot. Just, you can’t see it. The entire layout has changed and yet it hasnt. All of the work was behind the scenes, and a little tweaking and subtle stuff… slow changes over the course of the rest of the week.

Amen.

http://www.captiveaudience.org/

An Open Letter to Regal Cinemas and other theater owners:

You feel me? Delux_247 . or go here.

Jersey Girl is finnally showing up to be released in theatres. Here is a peep at the trailer:

http://www.viewaskew.com/jerseygirl/etjg.mov

Stars Ben and J-ho, and Liv Tyler, and Jason Biggs from American Pie/Wedding and was written and directed by Kevin Smith.

Smokers know all about the extra rewards that the cigarrette companies give out. You know, save up the upc lables and get rewards for smoking packs and packs daily. Smoke 200 packs and you can get you some nifty hiking backpack. What smoker do you know of goes and hikes reguarly?

So idea #467: Smoking companies instead of offering stupid backpacks and cheap sunglasses with their labels, offer savings plans. The upc lables that you save up go towards your cancer treatment in old age. They can even have a logo on the bed. “This hospital bed sponsered by saved up UPC lables from Marlboro.”

Bad publicity you say? They already have that. Seriously, every smoker knows that if they keep it up they’ll get lung cancer or some other lung disease. Why not make a contribution for their patronage? I think it would actually shed them in a better light. Every 100 or so UPC labels equals a contribution to a savings plan for a hospital treatment.

Why I hate web logs

He rants and rants.. looks like at the end of the whole thing, basically he needs to sign his little statement as well. Here is the last pissed off couple paragraphs…

As we can see, clearly weblogs are fucking retarded as a general rule. Most weblog authors either think they have something important to say (self-centered and egotistical authors), or believe that they have an audience that cares what they think (delusional and irrational authors.) What can be plainly seen is that most weblog authors need something to push them back into the real world from the self-centered and delusional world they have created for themselves.
I, in an effort to separate the wheat from the chaff of weblog authors, propose that all weblog authors create a Statement of Audience once per month (or, every two weeks if possible) to facilitate understanding of their place in the universe and the importance of their writings. I offer the following Statement of Audience as a template, and apply it willingly to this entire essay:

The best reality show out there: The Apprentice. It debuted last night and is the coolest show! If you haven’t heard of it, here’s the premise:

Sixteen “survivors” arrived on the treacherous island of Manhattan to face the challenge of their lives, with the hopes of winning a six-figure salary. Their boss over the next 13 weeks would be the biggest real estate developer in New York, Donald Trump.

On last night’s episode, the men and the women were divided into 2 corporations. Each corporation was given $250 to sell lemonade for a day in Manhattan. At first, the men were on the right track; they set up in a busy location and contracted vendors to help them. The women wasted time with chaotic arguing. However, the tables turned as the day went on. The men changed locations and couldn’t sell and the women were really working it.

At the end of the day, Versacorp (the men) made $500. Protege (the women) grossed $1200! Go girls! Let’s face it, sex sells and they worked it.

Donald Trump called Versacorp into the board room, and things got really heated. Dr. David, the guy with the MD and MBA, was on the chopping block. He was fired.

I love this show! Big Daddy and I were both riveted! Next episode: Wednesday on NBC.

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