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Lawn Nazis

posted by pylorns

A funny thing happened to us last night. A neighbor called the cops. Now I will begin this with the fact that we have been getting little flyers on our cars for the past couple days asking us to move our cars out of our driveway where they are blocking the sidewalk. The letter is as follows:

Dear Neighbor,

This evening on our family walk we came across a vehicle blocking sidewalk access across your driveway. We are one of the many families in the area using wheelchairs and/or strollers during our evening walk and your vehicle forces us to put ourselves, and our pets, into the street and at potential risk. The inconvenience and possible danger have led us to print out this letter to put on every car that blocks a driveway. You are not being singled out and we resort to these letters only after weeks of wheeling down and around illegally parked vehicles. We would greatly appreciate your cooperation in not blocking the sidewalk so that we can all enjoy the beautiful neighborhood we live in.
Thank you for your help,

A concerned neighbor

Now the sidewalk goes through our driveway, and when we have more than one person over, we’ll have cars parked on the sidewalk but still on the driveway. Several nights in a row we

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