In a bowl of noodles , posts about love. This rings true to a lot of us I think.

i thought i could love him.

a tiny part of me…like the size of my pinkie toe…thought that this time it would be different.

Are you a Wolf or Sheep? This guy who I read from time to time has gone off on an interesting rant. I deal with idoits on a daily basis, so I feel his pain. I just wish more people could learn to think for themselves…

This guy is an accomplished poet and has had some spoken cd’s released. Been around for quite sometime actually.

For your techie fix, I ran across this site. Now the main site has lots of other interesting information, but the link I hit went directly to this page.

I knew this site would get good If I watched it. Where else can you read about a priest that sleeps with his students?

I was asked the other day what movie star I thought was just stunning. If I was to have a wife, or someone that I could live with, who would it be? There are two actreses that really stand out in my mind. The first, Claire Forlani. She can be seen in movies such as Meet Joe Black, Mallrats, and Antitrust.

Claire Forlani was born July 1st, 1972, in Middlesex, England. The daughter of an Italian father and British mother. So she has the two best qualities in the world. She can cook Italian food and she’s got a Brittish accent. It doesn’t get any better than that.

Claire got her first real role in acting in one of my favorite movies by one of my favorite writers/directors, Kevin Smith, in Mallrats. An interesting tidbit is that Kevin cast her as an American girl next door, not knowing that she was Brittish. When he found out, he was a bit suprised, but none the less, was happy to have her aboard.

So why is she attractive to me? Possibly because she does the mousy look too well. Put glasses on her and loose clothing and shes hot. Dress her up and shes uber-hot. I guess I prefer the mousy look in women. If you look at her facial structure, the defined jaw line, the lines to her mouth, and her bluish/green eyes. That’s what I look for.

I’ll save my 2nd most attractive movie star for later.

Ok. A joke to start out the day.

So this Canadian goes into a bar….

(laugh)

Anyway, a Canadian goes into a bar and has to go to the restroom, he walks up to the urinal and takes a leak. He looks over at this black guy next to him and goes, “How come you black guys got such big dinks?”

“Well we have a secret, when we are real young we take a string and tie one end around a brick and the other around our dinks. And it stretches it out.”

“Wow, and that works?” the Canadian asked?

“Yep sure does.” said the black guy.

A week goes by and the Canadian sees the black guy in the same bar.

“How’s the brick going?” The black guy asked.

“I’m halfway there!” The Canadian responded.

“Halfway?” the black guy asked.

“Yeah, its black!”

These girls got it made. Quicking adding up tells me they are just shy of $400 bucks from donations. Now if everyone was to donate a couple bucks, these guys would have a ton of money. In their case, they are going to Prom or something. I should come up with something to send me and the wetwired crew to and ask for donations. Think we’d get any?

…me either…

This article I found on the blogger main page, which is linking to the Onion. This is a complete parody, as everything the Onion does is, but, this article rings true to home. How many of us wouldn’t like it if our mothers read our sites? A lot of people post personal thoughts and feelings on thier sites that they wouldn’t even want thier friends to know about. I guess I am lucky, my mom and I have a decent enough relationship where she knows about this site. She forgets the name of it, but she does read it from time to time. I really came to the opinion that she raised me, she should know what I am like and if she learns something new, then so be it.

Mom’s never give up raising thier children, even if I am 25, I still hear her complain that I used profanity on the site like FUCK or SHIT or COCKSUCKER. But I use them so rarely she should know better. But hey, it adds color. Granted, I’ve always heard the old saying, if you can’t find something better than that to say, then don’t say anything because: When you resort to profanity in an argument, you’ve lost the argument. Bah. Color I say, just make sure to breakup your use of the words. Ie. John’s a fucking cocksucker and a protagonist. How’s that for a dollar word.

Ok mom, I got the Irish spring… wash mouth.. rinse, repeat.

Here is Blogger’s suggestions on what to do if you’ve been had, and/or how to protect yourself.

This site looks like it will be pretty damn interesting in the future, I’m going to keep my eye on it.

Survivor marches on, albiet slower. As Jim says, I have 4, 5, if you count Jeff, people that have a lot of sucking up to do… hehe. Bribes work.

I thought Don was going to post this.. maybe he will later anyway, here it is, I wrote this Friday after being kicked off…

Well I could say a lot of things, but I hold no grudges. I want to
thank Don for allowing me to be on the game in the first place. My site
is not as big as the others. Hell I didn’t even get the site up and
going until this last August; before that it was just a piece of crap
for my friends and I to shoot the shit on. With the game, I merely
wanted to beef up the spirit by commenting on people

Ok, after a week and a upgrade by my webhost, we now are hosting kitty says’ husband Archi-Sapper. You can check out his site here.

We’ll voted off, but that was expected a bit, I had to comment on everyones site and try to stir it up a bit. Otherwise it might just be this game that everyone is in and no one does anything… It is not matter I’ll continue to have colorful commentary and I am fairly certain its up to the people voted off to vote for the winner too.

What we do in life echos in eternity. (Gladiator)

Stay tuned for my last post on the island…

We’ll I’m taking on more subdomains which means I’m having to move on up to the East side… er I have to upgrade my hosting package in order to get more databases and space… needless to say its costing more money so eventually you’ll see one of those little donate boxes, I haven’t worked out what you’ll get if you donate, but it’ll be something decent er web related. If you want to help out, though, just buy a t-shirt or coffee mug or something. We’re soon to have a new logo too so it ought to be interesting. The old logo was when I owned both wetwirednews.com and wetwired.org I droped wetwirednews.com but anyway its still a cool logo…

Check out the lame wetwired store here.

Has anyone seen Paris Hilton’s sex video?

Jeff has predictions for who is going down.. and of course, as expected its me. Though he claims to not vote for me.. we shall see. Jeff also called me a god damned Democrat. I got nothing against em, they can have their own opinions but I’m not one. Moderate my ass. Fuck the caribou in Alaska. Move them somewhere else and drill for oil. Club a baby seal, and cut down trees so I can wipe my ass with toilet paper. Or grow cannabis and make hemp paper.. it works just the same.

In a strange sequence of events, last night the survivors and I finished off a bottle of JD. We figured we might as well celebrate, knowing full well one of us would win the Immunity and the others would scheme to get that person off the next round… We all passed out in drunken stupors, and when we awoke, something happened that we never expected. Something that none of us could explain.

We woke up to the smell of a camp fire gone down, I prodded the coals and threw another log on the fire to in order to cook breakfast.

I stood up, streched and looked around, and then, I saw it, further up. I kicked Jim in the side.

“Wake up man”

“ungh… fuck you… mmmm.. cow..”

“Jim quit dreaming…”

I kicked him again.

“Room Service? I’d like one of those cr

With his remix of American Pie. Bah. There’s next time… oh there will be a next time too. Come back later with a story of what happened this morning after the immunity challenge.

In other news.. I checked my email this morning, and had this:

Dear pylorns,

Now I get strange emails every once in a while but how the hell would I know the address of Evanescence? Because I am from Texas I should know? Ok, fine, the secret is out, I hang with the band when I’m not dealing with asshole customers on the phone. Yes we kick it with a 40 and watch the money roll in from the Dare Devil single that went platinum.

Anyway, you’re like a typical computer user, never bother to do research. A quick search on google comes up with this:

http://www.evanescence.com/eteam/index.html

But if you really want to send fan mail send it attention Evenescence to the Record Studio, it will get there.

Learn to look and research next time.