Ok. A joke to start out the day.

So this Canadian goes into a bar….

(laugh)

Anyway, a Canadian goes into a bar and has to go to the restroom, he walks up to the urinal and takes a leak. He looks over at this black guy next to him and goes, “How come you black guys got such big dinks?”

“Well we have a secret, when we are real young we take a string and tie one end around a brick and the other around our dinks. And it stretches it out.”

“Wow, and that works?” the Canadian asked?

“Yep sure does.” said the black guy.

A week goes by and the Canadian sees the black guy in the same bar.

“How’s the brick going?” The black guy asked.

“I’m halfway there!” The Canadian responded.

“Halfway?” the black guy asked.

“Yeah, its black!”

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