Monkey smoking crack.
One puff, two puffs, three puffs, four.
Monkey on the floor.

Children at the zoo…
Monkeys escape their cages…
Kids flee in terror…

Look out, Superman!
Screeching Bubonic Monkey
leaping from that tree!

Lurking in darkness,
Ebola Death Monkey waits,
sharpening his fangs.

There you have four of my favorite monkey haikus written during my CrackMonkey days.

Love,
Self-Inflicted Wound

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