Ok ok, I know this site is like crack to you and you must be feinding that I or someone else hasn’t updated with something stupid or relatively insightful. The truth is I was busier than a hooker in Thailand when the ship comes to port.

Monday’s are always really busy at work, but for some reason today it was exceptionally busy. From the moment I logged into my phone, it was ringing. What is wrong with people? Why do you get that itch to call tech support at 7:15 in the morning? Wake up and say “Hey I think I’ll call and bitch and whine about my winamp that won’t play an mp3 I downloaded last night from kazaa, all the while infecting my computer with the nimda virus and 30 Trojans that open my computers ports easier than a butt plug and anal ease.”

With that said, one of my co-workers msged me on our internal chat and said, “Pylorns, I’m starting collecting information to do a motion picture on your life.”

What do you say to that? Next, I got hit on by a woman over the phone who told me I should be an “adult phone operator..” It took a little prompting…

“Thanks for calling xxxxxx how can I help you,”

“Oh, I’ve got a computer problem my floppy drive doesn’t work right”

“Ok well lets take a look, open up your ‘my computer’”

“You know you have a nice voice you could work for one of ‘those phone companies…”

“What type of companies?”

“One of those that you pay for?”

“Well you pay to talk to me already, this is _ support”

“No no… you know what I mean.. the adult type of phone”

“Oh! I see. um, thanks I think.”

“Well, you have a sexy voice…”

I steered the conversation back to the computer problem, knowing full well that my words were recorded. I’ll save my thoughts for the last day I work…

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